Jonathan Beaverhausen
@jonathansays.bsky.social
Geeky rake | 6’3” | 🏳️🌈
Probably listening to music—slowed versions, of course.
☀️♒️ | 💫♎️ | 🌙♋️
Probably listening to music—slowed versions, of course.
☀️♒️ | 💫♎️ | 🌙♋️
I wish I could have sat in the silence longer with you.
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🎨 by Zdzisław Beksiński
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🎨 by Zdzisław Beksiński
February 17, 2026 at 8:59 AM
I wish I could have sat in the silence longer with you.
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🎨 by Zdzisław Beksiński
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🎨 by Zdzisław Beksiński
Protect Reps. Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna at all costs. True American heroes.
February 15, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Protect Reps. Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna at all costs. True American heroes.
George Washington bought teeth from the people he enslaved for his steel‑coiled dentures. Though he paid them, his slaves had no real choice—and it was not a fair deal either. He paid them a fraction of what a white person would have received for their teeth.
American Horror Story: Mount Vernon
American Horror Story: Mount Vernon
February 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
George Washington bought teeth from the people he enslaved for his steel‑coiled dentures. Though he paid them, his slaves had no real choice—and it was not a fair deal either. He paid them a fraction of what a white person would have received for their teeth.
American Horror Story: Mount Vernon
American Horror Story: Mount Vernon
Black tops look good on me.
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Black tops look good on me.
Fashion without whimsy is just fabric.
January 25, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Fashion without whimsy is just fabric.
I love A Christmas Carol—and Charles Dickens might be the better writer—but he can go to hell for how he treated Edgar Allan Poe all those years ago, in that hotel in Philadelphia.
It hurts my heart. Ugh.
… Indifference can be fatal.
But maybe I’m no better—I’ve been accused of being cold, too.
It hurts my heart. Ugh.
… Indifference can be fatal.
But maybe I’m no better—I’ve been accused of being cold, too.
January 25, 2026 at 5:33 AM
I love A Christmas Carol—and Charles Dickens might be the better writer—but he can go to hell for how he treated Edgar Allan Poe all those years ago, in that hotel in Philadelphia.
It hurts my heart. Ugh.
… Indifference can be fatal.
But maybe I’m no better—I’ve been accused of being cold, too.
It hurts my heart. Ugh.
… Indifference can be fatal.
But maybe I’m no better—I’ve been accused of being cold, too.
Today is… my first day being 37.
January 20, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Today is… my first day being 37.
January 19, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I loved being 36—it was a good year, lovely and surreal, even though some parts were scary.
As I get older, I understand the anguish in Francis Bacon’s paintings more and more.
Certain experiences… rip the psyche apart.
As I get older, I understand the anguish in Francis Bacon’s paintings more and more.
Certain experiences… rip the psyche apart.
January 18, 2026 at 11:10 AM
I loved being 36—it was a good year, lovely and surreal, even though some parts were scary.
As I get older, I understand the anguish in Francis Bacon’s paintings more and more.
Certain experiences… rip the psyche apart.
As I get older, I understand the anguish in Francis Bacon’s paintings more and more.
Certain experiences… rip the psyche apart.
I really wish I knew where I put this shirt. It was so cozy.
January 18, 2026 at 9:09 AM
I really wish I knew where I put this shirt. It was so cozy.
Most the people suffering in hell in classical paintings are not peasants, but the upper class or clergy.
Sin and corruption were tied to power and wealth, and the most grotesque eternal torments were reserved for the notorious elite—showing that not even the powerful are immune to divine justice.
Sin and corruption were tied to power and wealth, and the most grotesque eternal torments were reserved for the notorious elite—showing that not even the powerful are immune to divine justice.
January 16, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Most the people suffering in hell in classical paintings are not peasants, but the upper class or clergy.
Sin and corruption were tied to power and wealth, and the most grotesque eternal torments were reserved for the notorious elite—showing that not even the powerful are immune to divine justice.
Sin and corruption were tied to power and wealth, and the most grotesque eternal torments were reserved for the notorious elite—showing that not even the powerful are immune to divine justice.
In life it’s more important to have an enduring dream than money. Why? Because a man without money is simply poor. But a man without hope is hopeless.
Dream a dream so big it lifts you on high. What’s that saying, again? “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.”
Dream a dream so big it lifts you on high. What’s that saying, again? “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.”
January 16, 2026 at 6:33 AM
In life it’s more important to have an enduring dream than money. Why? Because a man without money is simply poor. But a man without hope is hopeless.
Dream a dream so big it lifts you on high. What’s that saying, again? “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.”
Dream a dream so big it lifts you on high. What’s that saying, again? “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.”
Someone I hope is well once doodled this of me.
Is it a good likeness?
Is it a good likeness?
January 12, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Someone I hope is well once doodled this of me.
Is it a good likeness?
Is it a good likeness?
These politicians are such disappointments across the board. If Dracmorda were president and Swanthula vice president, things would get done in America, and people would receive clear, direct feedback on how to improve.
Also, seeing Lindsey Graham report to Dracmorda would be genuinely satisfying.
Also, seeing Lindsey Graham report to Dracmorda would be genuinely satisfying.
January 8, 2026 at 8:54 PM
These politicians are such disappointments across the board. If Dracmorda were president and Swanthula vice president, things would get done in America, and people would receive clear, direct feedback on how to improve.
Also, seeing Lindsey Graham report to Dracmorda would be genuinely satisfying.
Also, seeing Lindsey Graham report to Dracmorda would be genuinely satisfying.
I don’t buy polos with buttons because the buttons feel unnecessary—polos without them just look cleaner to me.
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I don’t buy polos with buttons because the buttons feel unnecessary—polos without them just look cleaner to me.
Just because something seems impossible does not mean it *is* impossible.
🖼️ by Marko Popadic
🖼️ by Marko Popadic
January 4, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Just because something seems impossible does not mean it *is* impossible.
🖼️ by Marko Popadic
🖼️ by Marko Popadic
Happy New Year! In 2026, may you always move toward your dreams—because that’s what living here and now on this planet is really about.
Where there is nothing but uncertainty, I hope that you walk in faith; even when it feels like you’re jumping off a cliff.
“Leap, and the net will appear!”
Where there is nothing but uncertainty, I hope that you walk in faith; even when it feels like you’re jumping off a cliff.
“Leap, and the net will appear!”
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Happy New Year! In 2026, may you always move toward your dreams—because that’s what living here and now on this planet is really about.
Where there is nothing but uncertainty, I hope that you walk in faith; even when it feels like you’re jumping off a cliff.
“Leap, and the net will appear!”
Where there is nothing but uncertainty, I hope that you walk in faith; even when it feels like you’re jumping off a cliff.
“Leap, and the net will appear!”
Merry Everything.💗
December 31, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Merry Everything.💗
The sun also rises.
December 31, 2025 at 7:17 AM
The sun also rises.
And those who are lonely are crushed and crushed completely—at every moment—because what weighs more heavy on us than time?
But who isn’t a bit lonely today? “Epidemic” suggests many people may be stricken—so, then, the solution is obvious.
Let’s be stricken, together.
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🖼️ by Beksiński
But who isn’t a bit lonely today? “Epidemic” suggests many people may be stricken—so, then, the solution is obvious.
Let’s be stricken, together.
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🖼️ by Beksiński
December 31, 2025 at 6:38 AM
And those who are lonely are crushed and crushed completely—at every moment—because what weighs more heavy on us than time?
But who isn’t a bit lonely today? “Epidemic” suggests many people may be stricken—so, then, the solution is obvious.
Let’s be stricken, together.
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🖼️ by Beksiński
But who isn’t a bit lonely today? “Epidemic” suggests many people may be stricken—so, then, the solution is obvious.
Let’s be stricken, together.
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🖼️ by Beksiński
Do these shorts make my butt look big?
December 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Do these shorts make my butt look big?