Jonathan Beaverhausen
@jonathansays.bsky.social
Geeky | 6’3” | 🏳️🌈 | Sometimes hilarious
Probably listening to music—slowed versions, of course.
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Probably listening to music—slowed versions, of course.
☀️♒️ | 💫♎️ | 🌙♋️
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Sarah McLachlan - Fear [Slowed + Reverb]
YouTube video by trouvaille
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I knew I was gay in elem. school—not from crushes, but from a scene in Roswell. A girl is shot in the diner where she works, and as she’s bleeding out, an alien boy who looks human heals her bc he loves her.
The look on his face—fear and concern commingled—I felt something in the pit of my stomach.
The look on his face—fear and concern commingled—I felt something in the pit of my stomach.
I’m getting over a TERRIBLE double ear infection. I feel like I barely survived a Saw movie.
But now, w the pain subsided, I’m getting these weird orgasms in my ears—I had like three of them in the weight room today in under 5 mins.
I think the girl next to me thought I was having a seizure.
But now, w the pain subsided, I’m getting these weird orgasms in my ears—I had like three of them in the weight room today in under 5 mins.
I think the girl next to me thought I was having a seizure.
a group of people are sitting in a stadium with their hands on their faces .
ALT: a group of people are sitting in a stadium with their hands on their faces .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:36 AM
I’m getting over a TERRIBLE double ear infection. I feel like I barely survived a Saw movie.
But now, w the pain subsided, I’m getting these weird orgasms in my ears—I had like three of them in the weight room today in under 5 mins.
I think the girl next to me thought I was having a seizure.
But now, w the pain subsided, I’m getting these weird orgasms in my ears—I had like three of them in the weight room today in under 5 mins.
I think the girl next to me thought I was having a seizure.
There are logical impossibilities, and then there are emotional impossibilities…
but only the latter are for certain.
but only the latter are for certain.
Carousel by Melanie Martinez (slowed + reverb)
YouTube video by Slowed Songs
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 9:59 PM
There are logical impossibilities, and then there are emotional impossibilities…
but only the latter are for certain.
but only the latter are for certain.
I swear to God if I see another Walton Goggins commercial for GoDaddy I am going to go INSANE—even more so than I already am.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in a car
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in a car
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I swear to God if I see another Walton Goggins commercial for GoDaddy I am going to go INSANE—even more so than I already am.
I remember being high as a kite (on gummies), watching this video over and over and over again in my old apartment in North Austin.
Loved the colors and the raspiness at the end. I felt alone, but good music always makes you feel less so—"There is thunder in our hearts."
Loved the colors and the raspiness at the end. I felt alone, but good music always makes you feel less so—"There is thunder in our hearts."
Meg Myers - Running Up That Hill [Official Video]
YouTube video by MEG MYERS
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January 27, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I remember being high as a kite (on gummies), watching this video over and over and over again in my old apartment in North Austin.
Loved the colors and the raspiness at the end. I felt alone, but good music always makes you feel less so—"There is thunder in our hearts."
Loved the colors and the raspiness at the end. I felt alone, but good music always makes you feel less so—"There is thunder in our hearts."
My best friend for more than a decade, since Harvard, is also named Jonathan. Haha. He lives by Boston.
He's the person I call/text when I need unconditional connection. I'm so thankful to hear him laugh away my insecurities. I love you so SO much, Jonno.
You're always my Michele. 4ever n ever.
He's the person I call/text when I need unconditional connection. I'm so thankful to hear him laugh away my insecurities. I love you so SO much, Jonno.
You're always my Michele. 4ever n ever.
a woman is smiling with the words `` omg me too '' written next to her .
ALT: a woman is smiling with the words `` omg me too '' written next to her .
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January 27, 2026 at 2:29 AM
My best friend for more than a decade, since Harvard, is also named Jonathan. Haha. He lives by Boston.
He's the person I call/text when I need unconditional connection. I'm so thankful to hear him laugh away my insecurities. I love you so SO much, Jonno.
You're always my Michele. 4ever n ever.
He's the person I call/text when I need unconditional connection. I'm so thankful to hear him laugh away my insecurities. I love you so SO much, Jonno.
You're always my Michele. 4ever n ever.
Besides Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls, this is probably my favorite song of them all—and I owe it to my mom. Haha.
She played Fleetwood Mac all the time growing up.
She played Fleetwood Mac all the time growing up.
Fleetwood Mac - Dreams [ slowed + reverb ]
YouTube video by the wave
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January 27, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Besides Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls, this is probably my favorite song of them all—and I owe it to my mom. Haha.
She played Fleetwood Mac all the time growing up.
She played Fleetwood Mac all the time growing up.
I knew I was gay in elem. school—not from crushes, but from a scene in Roswell. A girl is shot in the diner where she works, and as she’s bleeding out, an alien boy who looks human heals her bc he loves her.
The look on his face—fear and concern commingled—I felt something in the pit of my stomach.
The look on his face—fear and concern commingled—I felt something in the pit of my stomach.
Sarah McLachlan - Fear [Slowed + Reverb]
YouTube video by trouvaille
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I knew I was gay in elem. school—not from crushes, but from a scene in Roswell. A girl is shot in the diner where she works, and as she’s bleeding out, an alien boy who looks human heals her bc he loves her.
The look on his face—fear and concern commingled—I felt something in the pit of my stomach.
The look on his face—fear and concern commingled—I felt something in the pit of my stomach.
I feel devastated by things too personal to share here, so I’ve cocooned myself in my dark bedroom—listening to Thomas Newman, breathing slowly.
I’m so predictable in how I cope. I only seem to heal when I’m alone, sealed off like I’m resting in a tomb.
It hurts remembering; I feel so F’ing lame.
I’m so predictable in how I cope. I only seem to heal when I’m alone, sealed off like I’m resting in a tomb.
It hurts remembering; I feel so F’ing lame.
Thomas Newman - Dead Already
YouTube video by Elliott
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January 26, 2026 at 7:32 AM
I feel devastated by things too personal to share here, so I’ve cocooned myself in my dark bedroom—listening to Thomas Newman, breathing slowly.
I’m so predictable in how I cope. I only seem to heal when I’m alone, sealed off like I’m resting in a tomb.
It hurts remembering; I feel so F’ing lame.
I’m so predictable in how I cope. I only seem to heal when I’m alone, sealed off like I’m resting in a tomb.
It hurts remembering; I feel so F’ing lame.
Black tops look good on me.
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Black tops look good on me.
I love that this is the song that played toward the end of Never Been Kissed, during the prom scene. It feels like you’re dancing on a cloud.
Josie deserved that.
Josie deserved that.
The Cardigans- Erase/Rewind (Slowed)
YouTube video by Dreamy.Aesthetic. Xoxo
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January 25, 2026 at 1:15 PM
I love that this is the song that played toward the end of Never Been Kissed, during the prom scene. It feels like you’re dancing on a cloud.
Josie deserved that.
Josie deserved that.
You felt me
And I split in two.
And I split in two.
January 25, 2026 at 12:14 PM
You felt me
And I split in two.
And I split in two.
I wish I wasn’t annoyed by literally everything and everyone, sometimes.
But pretending that I wasn’t annoyed just feels so… inauthentic, too.
which—of course—I also have a prob with.
Damned if I care/don’t care;
damned if I pretend otherwise.
I think I’ll just listen to Phil Collins.
But pretending that I wasn’t annoyed just feels so… inauthentic, too.
which—of course—I also have a prob with.
Damned if I care/don’t care;
damned if I pretend otherwise.
I think I’ll just listen to Phil Collins.
phil collins - another day in paradise (slowed + reverb)
YouTube video by Emily
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 12:05 PM
I wish I wasn’t annoyed by literally everything and everyone, sometimes.
But pretending that I wasn’t annoyed just feels so… inauthentic, too.
which—of course—I also have a prob with.
Damned if I care/don’t care;
damned if I pretend otherwise.
I think I’ll just listen to Phil Collins.
But pretending that I wasn’t annoyed just feels so… inauthentic, too.
which—of course—I also have a prob with.
Damned if I care/don’t care;
damned if I pretend otherwise.
I think I’ll just listen to Phil Collins.
I used to be so attracted to Barry, but now I have no idea what I was thinking.
(Although, I could probably still find him appealing one or two gummies in…)
(Although, I could probably still find him appealing one or two gummies in…)
Eight Times Other Barry Was Completely Unhinged | Archer | FX
YouTube video by FX Networks
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I used to be so attracted to Barry, but now I have no idea what I was thinking.
(Although, I could probably still find him appealing one or two gummies in…)
(Although, I could probably still find him appealing one or two gummies in…)
Mia Goth’s talent is hypnotizing, and brutal. 😮💨
Pearl (2022) - Mia Goth Dances Like Crazy | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips
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January 25, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Mia Goth’s talent is hypnotizing, and brutal. 😮💨
Fashion without whimsy is just fabric.
January 25, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Fashion without whimsy is just fabric.
There’s nothing more beautiful than when someone is feeling themselves…
And I don’t mean feeling themselves up. Although that can be beautiful, too.
And I don’t mean feeling themselves up. Although that can be beautiful, too.
a man in a suit and white tank top stands in front of a black car
ALT: a man in a suit and white tank top stands in front of a black car
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January 25, 2026 at 7:13 AM
There’s nothing more beautiful than when someone is feeling themselves…
And I don’t mean feeling themselves up. Although that can be beautiful, too.
And I don’t mean feeling themselves up. Although that can be beautiful, too.
I’ve never felt like a DC or Marvel hero—even though Spider-Man is my favorite. The only character that’s ever really struck a chord is Selina Kyle.
Who hasn’t been pushed out a window by someone they trusted and hit the ground with a thud?
Who hasn’t been pushed out a window by someone they trusted and hit the ground with a thud?
Batman Returns | Selina Kyle Transforms into Catwoman Scene | Warner Bros. Entertainment
YouTube video by Warner Bros. Entertainment
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January 25, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I’ve never felt like a DC or Marvel hero—even though Spider-Man is my favorite. The only character that’s ever really struck a chord is Selina Kyle.
Who hasn’t been pushed out a window by someone they trusted and hit the ground with a thud?
Who hasn’t been pushed out a window by someone they trusted and hit the ground with a thud?
She’s so perfect. #neonexclamationpoint
Party Girl (1995) Official Trailer
YouTube video by Fun City Editions
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 6:32 AM
She’s so perfect. #neonexclamationpoint
I love A Christmas Carol—and Charles Dickens might be the better writer—but he can go to hell for how he treated Edgar Allan Poe all those years ago, in that hotel in Philadelphia.
It hurts my heart. Ugh.
… Indifference can be fatal.
But maybe I’m no better—I’ve been accused of being cold, too.
It hurts my heart. Ugh.
… Indifference can be fatal.
But maybe I’m no better—I’ve been accused of being cold, too.
January 25, 2026 at 5:33 AM
I love A Christmas Carol—and Charles Dickens might be the better writer—but he can go to hell for how he treated Edgar Allan Poe all those years ago, in that hotel in Philadelphia.
It hurts my heart. Ugh.
… Indifference can be fatal.
But maybe I’m no better—I’ve been accused of being cold, too.
It hurts my heart. Ugh.
… Indifference can be fatal.
But maybe I’m no better—I’ve been accused of being cold, too.
My favorite YouTube comments for this clip:
* “It’s so sad, but at least she’s far away…”
* “… When she just sat there, not fighting in defense, he realized she lost her
‘spark,’ what he initially admired in her, meaning he can't get that feeling of power anymore.”
* “It’s so sad, but at least she’s far away…”
* “… When she just sat there, not fighting in defense, he realized she lost her
‘spark,’ what he initially admired in her, meaning he can't get that feeling of power anymore.”
Baby Doll Lobotomized
YouTube video by Phoenix
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 4:51 AM
My favorite YouTube comments for this clip:
* “It’s so sad, but at least she’s far away…”
* “… When she just sat there, not fighting in defense, he realized she lost her
‘spark,’ what he initially admired in her, meaning he can't get that feeling of power anymore.”
* “It’s so sad, but at least she’s far away…”
* “… When she just sat there, not fighting in defense, he realized she lost her
‘spark,’ what he initially admired in her, meaning he can't get that feeling of power anymore.”
I hope after death it’s just void. I’m too world-weary to do this all again. Fuck no. Heaven and hell also both sound exhausting, especially when I don’t really like most people—let alone spending eternity with them.
I want to be dead and unreachable permanently, not even through séance.
I want to be dead and unreachable permanently, not even through séance.
a woman in a gold dress is sitting in a chair with her arms in the air and her mouth open .
ALT: a woman in a gold dress is sitting in a chair with her arms in the air and her mouth open .
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I hope after death it’s just void. I’m too world-weary to do this all again. Fuck no. Heaven and hell also both sound exhausting, especially when I don’t really like most people—let alone spending eternity with them.
I want to be dead and unreachable permanently, not even through séance.
I want to be dead and unreachable permanently, not even through séance.
I’m sorry but if storming the Capitol Building isn’t an insurrection, then neither are these protests in Minneapolis.
Trump blasts Minnesota pols for ‘inciting insurrection’ in wake of shooting: ‘Where are the local police?’
The president accused Minnesota officials of “inciting insurrection” in the wake of Saturday’s shooting of a 37-year-old man who brandished a gun near federal agents.
nypost.com
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I’m sorry but if storming the Capitol Building isn’t an insurrection, then neither are these protests in Minneapolis.
The last few minutes of Stranger Things had me weeping. It ended how it began—with the group playing D&D. Seeing Mike watch his sister and friends start a new game in the basement… “life goes on.”
Speaking of—El, you better really be chilling by a waterfall somewhere..
Goodbye, my favorite show.🖤
Speaking of—El, you better really be chilling by a waterfall somewhere..
Goodbye, my favorite show.🖤
two girls are eating ice cream cones while sitting on a bus .
ALT: two girls are eating ice cream cones while sitting on a bus .
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The last few minutes of Stranger Things had me weeping. It ended how it began—with the group playing D&D. Seeing Mike watch his sister and friends start a new game in the basement… “life goes on.”
Speaking of—El, you better really be chilling by a waterfall somewhere..
Goodbye, my favorite show.🖤
Speaking of—El, you better really be chilling by a waterfall somewhere..
Goodbye, my favorite show.🖤