I wanted to make a cut joke but....I just couldn't work up the courage to do it. I'm glad someone did, though.

With a waterbottle and spitbucket at the ready in between rounds.

"But then nobody would want to become a cop!!"

One can hope.

This reminds me, we should get a drink this weekend.

You can take my Elder Millennial title away from my cold, dead hands.

Podcasters, the 21st-century update to the "face for radio" joke.

I think that the bill, as is, would need a supermajority because it goes into effect right away. (From what I read.) Change the effective date to June 1, 2026, and then you'd only need a majority. Weird quirk in the Constitution.

Fans of a new state Constitutional Convention stand up!

Trying really hard to convince myself I don't need this just to park it next to my 2013 C30 (a modern Volvo inspired by this beauty) and post car butt thirst traps on the Internet.

The real kicker is that, in Morales, the courts were pretty concerned that, besides being vague, the ordinance gave the police so much authority to decide who did and didn't violate the law.

Doesn't sound familiar at all does it.

"Jewels"

The "Osco" is always silent.

God they'll let anyone in here these days won't they...