Jonathan Pierce
@jonathanpierce.bsky.social
The inner machinations of my mind have yet to be entirely explored.
Somehow, James Bond returned (complimentary)
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Somehow, James Bond returned (complimentary)
Pardons don’t sign themselves
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Pardons don’t sign themselves
Duluth Trading Extra Ballroom Boxer Briefs
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Duluth Trading Extra Ballroom Boxer Briefs
I ejaculate into a turkey baster 2-3 times a day just like everyone else.
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I ejaculate into a turkey baster 2-3 times a day just like everyone else.
taking him for one last run through the McDonald’s drive through for a cheeseburger before he’s put down
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
taking him for one last run through the McDonald’s drive through for a cheeseburger before he’s put down
sure software engineers have destroyed the world but you also no longer need to wear a suit to the office so it evens out
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
sure software engineers have destroyed the world but you also no longer need to wear a suit to the office so it evens out
Orange like apple, daring today aren’t we Samsung?
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Orange like apple, daring today aren’t we Samsung?
fucking tourists
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
fucking tourists
In Australia it is literally “Black November” because there is no Thanksgiving there
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
In Australia it is literally “Black November” because there is no Thanksgiving there
The implication of this is “it is effete for men to read”
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The implication of this is “it is effete for men to read”
Thank you Governor
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Thank you Governor
looking incredibly alive sir
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
looking incredibly alive sir
Plenty of money for the printer, I guess.
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Plenty of money for the printer, I guess.
Prince Philip-ing very strongly, very strongly
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Prince Philip-ing very strongly, very strongly
Financial position somehow less dire than OpenAI
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Financial position somehow less dire than OpenAI
The end of “Yippie Ki Yay” by Hippo Campus is my favorite example of the “high reward” outcome here.
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The end of “Yippie Ki Yay” by Hippo Campus is my favorite example of the “high reward” outcome here.
The UBI is just 5 minutes of free Waifu credits a day.
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The UBI is just 5 minutes of free Waifu credits a day.
If we see OpenAI launch a crypto betting platform we know it’s over over.
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If we see OpenAI launch a crypto betting platform we know it’s over over.
next steps are to head straight to the laz-y-boy and watch some football, all has been preordained
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
next steps are to head straight to the laz-y-boy and watch some football, all has been preordained
thus increasing query count and ad impressions, mission accomplished, stock options to be granted at next performance review
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
thus increasing query count and ad impressions, mission accomplished, stock options to be granted at next performance review