Jonathan Pierce
@jonathanpierce.bsky.social
The inner machinations of my mind have yet to be entirely explored.
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This is not a deal — it's an empty promise.
Trump and his Republican Congress are making healthcare more expensive for the middle class and ending it for working families.
Time for Democrats to stand tall for affordable healthcare. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Trump and his Republican Congress are making healthcare more expensive for the middle class and ending it for working families.
Time for Democrats to stand tall for affordable healthcare. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Senate reaches deal on ending the shutdown
Democrats are coalescing around a bipartisan agreement to fund the government.
www.politico.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This is not a deal — it's an empty promise.
Trump and his Republican Congress are making healthcare more expensive for the middle class and ending it for working families.
Time for Democrats to stand tall for affordable healthcare. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Trump and his Republican Congress are making healthcare more expensive for the middle class and ending it for working families.
Time for Democrats to stand tall for affordable healthcare. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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If your office is on the south side of the Capitol complex you can ignore the following:
If Lucy is holding a football, don’t try to kick it. She’s not to be trusted.
Thanks.
If Lucy is holding a football, don’t try to kick it. She’s not to be trusted.
Thanks.
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If your office is on the south side of the Capitol complex you can ignore the following:
If Lucy is holding a football, don’t try to kick it. She’s not to be trusted.
Thanks.
If Lucy is holding a football, don’t try to kick it. She’s not to be trusted.
Thanks.
Pluribus is very, very, very good.
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Pluribus is very, very, very good.
LAX is a disaster of airport design. An affront against God.
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
LAX is a disaster of airport design. An affront against God.
Congrats to Mayor Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Congrats to Mayor Mamdani
I need a live camera feed of Bill Ackman.
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I need a live camera feed of Bill Ackman.
Made friends with a Rock Wallaby at the Taronga Zoo in Sydney!
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Made friends with a Rock Wallaby at the Taronga Zoo in Sydney!
Will quokka just doing its thing on Rottnest Island
October 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Will quokka just doing its thing on Rottnest Island
Met a new friend.
October 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Met a new friend.
Walyunga National Park, Australia
October 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Walyunga National Park, Australia
What do you mean I can’t watch “Great British Bake Off” on Netflix in Australia?
October 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
What do you mean I can’t watch “Great British Bake Off” on Netflix in Australia?
Saw some wild kangaroos today.
October 19, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Saw some wild kangaroos today.
Same. My mom’s first protest!
My mom texted me with a picture of her at one of the No Kings protests. Her first protest ever. The normies have awakened.
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Same. My mom’s first protest!
These are pretty good actually. 😋
October 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
These are pretty good actually. 😋
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A team of researchers analyzed the anatomical dimensions of an infamous imprint on a Chicago sidewalk, sifting through photos and measuring mammal specimens in museum collections to put what they were seeing in context.
Their conclusion? The Chicago Rat Hole was not made by a rat.
Their conclusion? The Chicago Rat Hole was not made by a rat.
The Chicago Rat Hole Was Not Made by a Rat
A statistical analysis of an infamous indentation in a sidewalk suggested a 99 percent likelihood that another rodent made the mark.
nyti.ms
October 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
A team of researchers analyzed the anatomical dimensions of an infamous imprint on a Chicago sidewalk, sifting through photos and measuring mammal specimens in museum collections to put what they were seeing in context.
Their conclusion? The Chicago Rat Hole was not made by a rat.
Their conclusion? The Chicago Rat Hole was not made by a rat.
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This evening, President Trump is ordering 400 members of the Texas National Guard for deployments to Illinois, Oregon, and other locations within the United States. No officials from the federal government called me directly to discuss or coordinate.
October 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This evening, President Trump is ordering 400 members of the Texas National Guard for deployments to Illinois, Oregon, and other locations within the United States. No officials from the federal government called me directly to discuss or coordinate.
About to experience the latest results of @bencollins.bsky.social’s profound derangement.
October 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
About to experience the latest results of @bencollins.bsky.social’s profound derangement.
Hmm I wonder what the Taylor Swift song “Wood” is about.
October 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Hmm I wonder what the Taylor Swift song “Wood” is about.
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If Trump gives Ukraine Tomahawks, I will never forgive Biden for never doing the same.
The WSJ writes that the US may provide Ukraine with Tomahawk and Barracuda missiles. Intelligence sharing for strikes against Russia is also planned, along with a call for similar actions from NATO.
www.wsj.com/world/u-s-to...
www.wsj.com/world/u-s-to...
October 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
If Trump gives Ukraine Tomahawks, I will never forgive Biden for never doing the same.
I will be seeing this in Chicago on Friday!
A bunch of theatres adding third screenings of Bad Pedophile because of sellouts. Also added a couple more cities, like New Orleans and Duluth.
And since a few of you asked for a screening after Thursday because of Yom Kippur, and there's now one in Chicago on Friday.
And since a few of you asked for a screening after Thursday because of Yom Kippur, and there's now one in Chicago on Friday.
Bad Pedophile
America’s Finest News Source is proud to resuscitate the dying medium of film with a double-feature presentation beginning with their latest investigative documentary. Featuring never-before-seen inte...
www.theonion.com
October 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I will be seeing this in Chicago on Friday!
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The Trump Administration's DHS officers appear to be carrying large weapons around downtown Chicago in camouflage and masks.
This is not making anybody safer — it’s a show of intimidation, instilling fear in our communities and hurting our businesses.
This is not making anybody safer — it’s a show of intimidation, instilling fear in our communities and hurting our businesses.
September 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The Trump Administration's DHS officers appear to be carrying large weapons around downtown Chicago in camouflage and masks.
This is not making anybody safer — it’s a show of intimidation, instilling fear in our communities and hurting our businesses.
This is not making anybody safer — it’s a show of intimidation, instilling fear in our communities and hurting our businesses.
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🚨🚨 NEW DOCUMENTS FROM EPSTEIN'S ESTATE DETAILING HIS DAILY SCHEDULE:
They show meetings with Steve Bannon, Peter Thiel, and a potential visit to Epstein’s Island for Elon Musk. Prince Andrew is listed as a passenger on Epstein’s jet.
DOJ must release the Epstein files NOW.
They show meetings with Steve Bannon, Peter Thiel, and a potential visit to Epstein’s Island for Elon Musk. Prince Andrew is listed as a passenger on Epstein’s jet.
DOJ must release the Epstein files NOW.
September 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
🚨🚨 NEW DOCUMENTS FROM EPSTEIN'S ESTATE DETAILING HIS DAILY SCHEDULE:
They show meetings with Steve Bannon, Peter Thiel, and a potential visit to Epstein’s Island for Elon Musk. Prince Andrew is listed as a passenger on Epstein’s jet.
DOJ must release the Epstein files NOW.
They show meetings with Steve Bannon, Peter Thiel, and a potential visit to Epstein’s Island for Elon Musk. Prince Andrew is listed as a passenger on Epstein’s jet.
DOJ must release the Epstein files NOW.
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When you have an administration that so constantly, shamelessly, openly lies, pretty soon there’s no faith in any information streams coming from the administration, so there’s no way to convey true information in a way that lands right, which leads to more chaos.
September 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
When you have an administration that so constantly, shamelessly, openly lies, pretty soon there’s no faith in any information streams coming from the administration, so there’s no way to convey true information in a way that lands right, which leads to more chaos.