Jonathan Pierce
@jonathanpierce.bsky.social
The inner machinations of my mind have yet to be entirely explored.
Do the evidently sentient watermelons from A Muppet Christmas Carol fear death? Is it moral to consume them?
December 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Do the evidently sentient watermelons from A Muppet Christmas Carol fear death? Is it moral to consume them?
Watching the 90s @marawilson.bsky.social Miracle on 34th Street, as is tradition.
December 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Watching the 90s @marawilson.bsky.social Miracle on 34th Street, as is tradition.
Happy Festivus!
December 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Happy Festivus!
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
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This photo, file 468, from the Epstein files that includes Donald Trump has apparently now been removed from the DOJ release.
AG Bondi, is this true? What else is being covered up? We need transparency for the American public.
AG Bondi, is this true? What else is being covered up? We need transparency for the American public.
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This photo, file 468, from the Epstein files that includes Donald Trump has apparently now been removed from the DOJ release.
AG Bondi, is this true? What else is being covered up? We need transparency for the American public.
AG Bondi, is this true? What else is being covered up? We need transparency for the American public.
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Computer, enhance
December 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Computer, enhance
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The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The Epstein Files, everybody!
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“One of the women, who has never before spoken publicly, told The Times that Epstein coerced her into attending 4 parties at Mr. Epstein’s home. Trump attended all 4, the woman said. At 2 of them, she said, Epstein directed her to have sex with other male guests.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
‘Don’s Best Friend’: How Epstein and Trump Bonded Over the Pursuit of Women
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“One of the women, who has never before spoken publicly, told The Times that Epstein coerced her into attending 4 parties at Mr. Epstein’s home. Trump attended all 4, the woman said. At 2 of them, she said, Epstein directed her to have sex with other male guests.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
Unpopular opinion I know, but I think Luigi Mangione should be convicted for murder, and I’m sad he may actually get away with it.
it's fascinating that this should be a slam dunk case for the prosecution but they fucked it up so badly because everyone wanted to make an example that they made huge, huge errors
There’s more:
December 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Unpopular opinion I know, but I think Luigi Mangione should be convicted for murder, and I’m sad he may actually get away with it.
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America has fallen.
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
America has fallen.
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Intentionally killing innocent people is always wrong.
Wherever in the world it happens.
You might think everyone agrees with this simple moral principle, and yet far too many people, on far too many different sections of the political spectrum, try and make exceptions to it.
Wherever in the world it happens.
You might think everyone agrees with this simple moral principle, and yet far too many people, on far too many different sections of the political spectrum, try and make exceptions to it.
December 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Intentionally killing innocent people is always wrong.
Wherever in the world it happens.
You might think everyone agrees with this simple moral principle, and yet far too many people, on far too many different sections of the political spectrum, try and make exceptions to it.
Wherever in the world it happens.
You might think everyone agrees with this simple moral principle, and yet far too many people, on far too many different sections of the political spectrum, try and make exceptions to it.
I was at Bond Beach just a few weeks ago. This is absolutely terrible.
1. BREAKING
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is referring to the Bondi Beach massacre as a “targeted attack on Jewish Australians,” and says that “an attack on Jewish Australians is an attack on every Australian.”
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is referring to the Bondi Beach massacre as a “targeted attack on Jewish Australians,” and says that “an attack on Jewish Australians is an attack on every Australian.”
December 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I was at Bond Beach just a few weeks ago. This is absolutely terrible.
Merged this incredible TypeScript signature at work today.
@jakebailey.dev look what you have wrought
@jakebailey.dev look what you have wrought
github.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Merged this incredible TypeScript signature at work today.
@jakebailey.dev look what you have wrought
@jakebailey.dev look what you have wrought
A GitHub outage? Daring today, aren’t we.
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
A GitHub outage? Daring today, aren’t we.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
The second pic here is an all-timer.
some shots of Trump from today's FIFA event (in 2 of them you can see that the back of his right hand is still bandaged up)
all photos via Getty
all photos via Getty
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The second pic here is an all-timer.
Moon over Lake Michigan from Chicago earlier today. 🌕
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Moon over Lake Michigan from Chicago earlier today. 🌕
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This normalizes corruption, feeding the sentiment that both sides suck and so politics is pointless. A Dem party focused on rehabilitating its broken brand would be criticizing Trump and booting out Cuellar. Let the corrupt guys become corporate lobbyists - they’re dragging our party down.
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This normalizes corruption, feeding the sentiment that both sides suck and so politics is pointless. A Dem party focused on rehabilitating its broken brand would be criticizing Trump and booting out Cuellar. Let the corrupt guys become corporate lobbyists - they’re dragging our party down.
According to Spotify Wrapped, I am a top 0.02% listener of the Vergecast, which I believe entitles me to have @reckless.bsky.social come to my house in person to yell about the nuance of fair use copyright, the Samsung Frame TV, and Brendan Carr.
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
According to Spotify Wrapped, I am a top 0.02% listener of the Vergecast, which I believe entitles me to have @reckless.bsky.social come to my house in person to yell about the nuance of fair use copyright, the Samsung Frame TV, and Brendan Carr.
Why does this seem like a still from “The Chair Company”?
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Why does this seem like a still from “The Chair Company”?
Stranger Things is a cautionary tale about Demon Twinks.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Stranger Things is a cautionary tale about Demon Twinks.
Netflix currently streaming in potato quality.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Netflix currently streaming in potato quality.
The NYT concern trolling has begun, praise be.
“..Trump in his second term has started scheduled events in the afternoon on average, at 12:08 p.m. .. The number of Mr. Trump’s total official appearances has decreased by 39 percent.”
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The NYT concern trolling has begun, praise be.
we’re doomed
Hassett emerges as frontrunner to be Trump's next Fed chair, Bloomberg News reports reut.rs/48AFW0z
Hassett emerges as frontrunner to be Trump's next Fed chair, Bloomberg News reports
White House economic adviser Kevin Hassett has emerged as the frontrunner to be the next U.S. Federal Reserve chair, Bloomberg News reported on Tuesday, citing people familiar with the matter.
reut.rs
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
we’re doomed