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jonathankermah.bsky.social
KERM
@jonathankermah.bsky.social
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Poet | Producer
Free agent / unemployed king
He/Him/KERM/nigga

I speak in haikus
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KERM @jonathankermah.bsky.social · Feb 12
I am a poet
I love this poetry shit
Watch me work right now

#haiku #poet #alldefpoetry #spokenword

youtu.be/ZC-fEfcPoYY?...
Word Wednesdays | Kerm | All Def Poetry
YouTube video by All Def Poetry
youtu.be
jonathankermah.bsky.social
Waves kissed by sunlight
Clouds so close I can taste them
Sea salt on my lip

#haiku #maine #poetry
August 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
Didn’t cry when Hulk
Hogan died, but I’ll shed tears
when Mark Henry does

#haiku #MarkHenry #FuckHulkHoganAllMyHomiesHateHulkHogan #Poetry
August 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
My future tastes like
sun dried self doubt covered in
regret filled purée

#poetry #haiku #poem
July 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
Smoking blunts to an
Open Mike Eagle album
massages the brain

#haiku #poem #poetry
July 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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millerteaches.bsky.social
@jonathankermah.bsky.social you absolutely cooked on the X-men draft pod👏👏👏
July 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
Katy Perry asks
“Do you ever feel like a
plastic bag?” Bitch no.

#Haiku #Poetry #Poem #Firework #KatyPerrySucks #ChiefKeefBetter
July 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
Produced a podcast
with Pete Buttigeg as guest
BoomerLennials

#haiku #podcast #PeteButtigeg #poetry #politics

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
The Student Becomes the Teacher (with Pete Buttigieg)
Podcast Episode · BoomerLennials · 06/18/2025 · 46m
podcasts.apple.com
June 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
When oceans dry up
and the robots take over
will you still love me

#haiku #poetry #poem
June 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
The best part about
unemployment is Monday
feels like Saturday

#haiku #poem #poetry
June 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
Why wouldn’t I fear
my shadow? He’s a stalker
that hides in the dark

#haiku #poem #poetry
May 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
WrestleMania
No matter how old I get
I’ll watch you with joy

#haiku #poem #WrestleMania #poetry #WWE
April 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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steveahlman.bsky.social
I’ve wanted to bring a D&D style show to the Ringer since I first got here in 2019. That’s what we wanted to accomplish with RingerQuest. No math, keep it loose, and above all have fun!

WNJOY THE FULL VIDEO NOW!!!

youtu.be/sDy_5R9P334?...
RingerQuest: A New Role-Playing Adventure Begins
YouTube video by The Ringer-Verse
youtu.be
February 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
Songs by Mereba
fill my heart with epsom salt
baths and purple sage

#haiku #poetry #poem #mereba
February 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
I am a poet
I love this poetry shit
Watch me work right now

#haiku #poet #alldefpoetry #spokenword

youtu.be/ZC-fEfcPoYY?...
Word Wednesdays | Kerm | All Def Poetry
YouTube video by All Def Poetry
youtu.be
February 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Reposted by KERM
harvilla.bsky.social
60 SONGS + BANDSPLAIN + @seanfennessey.bsky.social + @chrisryan77.bsky.social + LIVE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK DRAFT + I GOT 'THE MUPPET MOVIE' YESSSSS open.spotify.com/episode/2Kyr...
The Soundtrack Draft | 60 Songs x Bandsplain LIVE
open.spotify.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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punkpoet.bsky.social
don’t forget to thaw
your frozen heart before you
throw it in the pan

#dailyhaikuprompt thaw #poem #poetry #haiku
February 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
Luka a Laker?!?!?!?!?!?!?
IS THIS A FAKE VIDEO?!?!?!?
What is going on?!!!?!?!?!?

#haiku #poetry #basketball #Lakers #IGuessImRootingForTheWhiteManNow
February 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
No posting lately
Marvel Rivals runs my life
I’m so addicted

#haiku #marvelrivals #hawkeyeMain #poem #poetry
January 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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harvilla.bsky.social
hello friends: the BANDSPLAIN + 60 SONGS live show in L.A. weds. 1-29 is very much still happening (sold out alas); it'll be a little weird but hopefully also lovely + cathartic
January 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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harvilla.bsky.social
e15 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S: THE 2000S is on nickelback's almighty "HOW YOU REMIND ME," the Butt Rock National Anthem (of Canada) open.spotify.com/episode/2zFE...
“How You Remind Me”—Nickelback
60 Songs That Explain the '90s · Episode
open.spotify.com
January 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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loganmmurdock.bsky.social
my latest for the ringer:

wrote about how to successfully assimilate into gelo ball's beautifully tweaked out world:

www.theringer.com/2025/01/10/m...
I’ll Admit It: LiAngelo Ball’s “Tweaker” Is a Certified Banger
The middle Ball brother has a hit rap song? That’s taking over the sports world? And it’s actually good? Woah-oh-oh.
www.theringer.com
January 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
New year, same nigga
Just eating more oatmeal now
Huzzah for good health

#haiku #poem #oatmealsucks #poetry #newyear
January 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
Thank you Austin Reaves
For the gift of game winner
In Golden State’s turf

#haiku #poem #christmas #lakers
December 26, 2024 at 11:10 AM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
Up in my stocking
There was a shot of fireball
Pray for my stomach

#haiku #poem #christmas
December 25, 2024 at 11:37 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
Kraven is a film
Written on toilet paper
with chat GPT

#haiku #Kraven
December 16, 2024 at 10:58 PM