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KERM
@jonathankermah.bsky.social
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Poet | Producer
Free agent / unemployed king
He/Him/KERM/nigga

I speak in haiku
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KERM @jonathankermah.bsky.social · Feb 12
I am a poet
I love this poetry shit
Watch me work right now

#haiku #poet #alldefpoetry #spokenword

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Word Wednesdays | Kerm | All Def Poetry
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If Storm wrote a haiku:

The sky is my throne
Wind carries me on its back
Thunder screams my name

#storm #xmen #xmen97 #marvel #comics #comicbooks #marvelcomics #haiku #senryu #poem #poetry #superhaiku #micropoetry #micropoem
January 25, 2026 at 3:18 AM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
If Sabretooth wrote a haiku for Wolverine:

Happy birthday runt
Left you a little present
Gift wrapped it in blood

#xmen #wolverine #sabretooth #marvel #MarvelComics #poetry #poem #haiku #senryu #comics #comicbooks #micropoetry #micropoem
January 25, 2026 at 2:16 AM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
If Nightcrawler wrote a haiku:

Every night I pray
When God doesn’t answer, I
disappear in smoke

#xmen #xmen97 #MarvelComics #nightcrawler #poem #poetry #haiku #senryu #micropoetry #comics #comicbook
January 22, 2026 at 5:19 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
If Storm wrote a haiku:

The sky is my throne
Wind carries me on its back
Thunder screams my name

#storm #xmen #xmen97 #marvel #comics #comicbooks #marvelcomics #haiku #senryu #poem #poetry #superhaiku #micropoetry #micropoem
January 21, 2026 at 7:53 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
If Cyclops wrote a haiku:

Protect all mutants
There are no shades of grey when
all I see is red

#xmen #XMen97 #poem #poetry #micropoetry #haiku #senryu #cyclops #comicbooks #comics #marvel
January 20, 2026 at 5:19 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
If Gambit wrote a haiku:

Life is like a game
Bet on yourself mon ami
Play the cards you’re dealt

#xmen #XMen97 #poem #poetry #marvel #marvelcomics #haiku #senryu #comicbooks #micropoem #micropoetry #comicbook
January 18, 2026 at 7:53 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
If Rogue wrote a haiku:

Handshakes, hugs, kisses
Can’t feel, but still got feelings
It aint fair sugah

#haiku #senryu #poem #micropoem #poetry #xmen #marvel #marvelcomics #comicbooks #comic
January 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
If Robin wrote a haiku:

He dresses me up
Calls me sidekick. When I die
he’ll just replace me

#haiku #senryu #poem #micropoem #micropoetry #poetry #batman #dccomics #comics #comicbook
January 15, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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If Thanos wrote a haiku:

Isn’t she lovely
Have you ever admired death
I’ll give her your world

#haiku #senryu #poem #micropoem #micropoetry #avengers #marvel #thanos #comicbooks #comics
January 13, 2026 at 5:02 AM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
If Thor wrote a haiku:

This is beneath me
I am the god of Thunder
Not god of haikus

#haiku #senryu #poetry #micropoem #marvel #comicbook #Thor
January 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
If Bane wrote a haiku for Batman:

You can’t hide Batman
Darkness won’t save you from me
blowing your back out

#haiku #senryu #micropoem #poetry #poem #dccomics #comicbooks
January 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
If Charles Xavier wrote a haiku:

Submit to my mind
Give me your secrets, desires
To me my X-Men

#haiku #senryu #micropoem
#poetry #marvel #comicbook #poem
#FuckCharlesXavierAllMyHomiesHateCharlesXavier
January 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
If Emma Frost wrote a haiku:

They can’t shine like me
Pressure makes diamonds darling
but I’m never pressed

#haiku #senryu #xmen #comicbooks #marvel #poetry #micropoem
January 7, 2026 at 2:39 AM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
If Wolverine wrote a haiku:

A healing factor
can’t mend a broken heart but
beer certainty can

#haiku #senryu #poem #poetry #micropoem #wolverine #Marvel
January 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
If Mr. Freeze wrote a haiku:

You won’t know true cold
until you wake up without
your lover beside

#haiku #senryu #poem #poetry #comicbook #batman #dccomics
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
If Daredevil wrote a haiku:

You label me blind
but I read heartbeats like books
and see right through you

#haiku #poem #poetry #Marvel #comicbook
January 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
If Hulk wrote a haiku:

It’s always Hulk smash
But puny friends never ask
How is Hulk doing

#poem #poetry #haiku #Marvel
January 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
If Batman wrote a haiku:

The night bends to me
I am what the moon hides from
what the monsters fear

#haiku #poetry #Batman #DCComics
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
Waves kissed by sunlight
Clouds so close I can taste them
Sea salt on my lip

#haiku #maine #poetry
August 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
Didn’t cry when Hulk
Hogan died, but I’ll shed tears
when Mark Henry does

#haiku #MarkHenry #FuckHulkHoganAllMyHomiesHateHulkHogan #Poetry
August 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
My future tastes like
sun dried self doubt covered in
regret filled purée

#poetry #haiku #poem
July 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
Smoking blunts to an
Open Mike Eagle album
massages the brain

#haiku #poem #poetry
July 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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@jonathankermah.bsky.social you absolutely cooked on the X-men draft pod👏👏👏
July 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
Katy Perry asks
“Do you ever feel like a
plastic bag?” Bitch no.

#Haiku #Poetry #Poem #Firework #KatyPerrySucks #ChiefKeefBetter
July 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
jonathankermah.bsky.social
Produced a podcast
with Pete Buttigeg as guest
BoomerLennials

#haiku #podcast #PeteButtigeg #poetry #politics

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
The Student Becomes the Teacher (with Pete Buttigieg)
Podcast Episode · BoomerLennials · 06/18/2025 · 46m
podcasts.apple.com
June 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM