Jonathan Eells
@jonathaneells.bsky.social
Lives aboard ⛵️ Beach adjacent 🏖️Island proximal 🏝️ Father of 🌈🌈🌈 Ventura, CA 🏄
Rogue Heroes, aka “Where not to get sand”.
January 6, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Rogue Heroes, aka “Where not to get sand”.
As an amateur Egyptologist since the 1980s, I embrace and adore this.
January 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
As an amateur Egyptologist since the 1980s, I embrace and adore this.
It’s all a countdown to chemtrails now. Hoo doggie.
January 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
It’s all a countdown to chemtrails now. Hoo doggie.
Well, didn’t that forehead just give Ukraine its plan of battle… TO MOSCOW.
December 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Well, didn’t that forehead just give Ukraine its plan of battle… TO MOSCOW.
Paramount, starts with P and that rhymes with ONLY FOR PIRATING.
December 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Paramount, starts with P and that rhymes with ONLY FOR PIRATING.