Jonathan Dalecki
@jonathandalecki.bsky.social
I have an insatiable appetite for knowledge
Tiny Toecutter! I've never seen him look so much like...just a bloke.
August 8, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Tiny Toecutter! I've never seen him look so much like...just a bloke.
Lines, people. Lines you don’t cross. Things you think in your head and then don’t say out loud. Jesus.
July 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Lines, people. Lines you don’t cross. Things you think in your head and then don’t say out loud. Jesus.
Omg, my ex wife, who first introduced me to this dish (some good things came out of that tire fire, amazing), grew up in Massachusetts but was living and going to college in Indiana when I met her! This is the strangest coincidence!
July 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Omg, my ex wife, who first introduced me to this dish (some good things came out of that tire fire, amazing), grew up in Massachusetts but was living and going to college in Indiana when I met her! This is the strangest coincidence!
I legit cannot wait to make this. It’s going to be the highlight of my entire weekend.
July 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I legit cannot wait to make this. It’s going to be the highlight of my entire weekend.
2000 years ago would be 25 CE, when Jesus would have still been alive. So he’s been depicted as white since he would have been alive for people to see him and depict him as such? Not sure that’s quite the point this dumb cartoon thinks it’s scoring.
July 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
2000 years ago would be 25 CE, when Jesus would have still been alive. So he’s been depicted as white since he would have been alive for people to see him and depict him as such? Not sure that’s quite the point this dumb cartoon thinks it’s scoring.
This isn’t adult content, it’s informative and educational. I’ve learned something new today.
July 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This isn’t adult content, it’s informative and educational. I’ve learned something new today.
In the locust wind comes a rattle and hum
Jacob wrestled the angel
And the angel was overcome
You plant a demon seed
You raise a flower of fire
See them burning crosses
See the flames higher and higher
Jacob wrestled the angel
And the angel was overcome
You plant a demon seed
You raise a flower of fire
See them burning crosses
See the flames higher and higher
July 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
In the locust wind comes a rattle and hum
Jacob wrestled the angel
And the angel was overcome
You plant a demon seed
You raise a flower of fire
See them burning crosses
See the flames higher and higher
Jacob wrestled the angel
And the angel was overcome
You plant a demon seed
You raise a flower of fire
See them burning crosses
See the flames higher and higher
I’ve got a library about one mile down the road from my apartment. I’m there every weekend. It’s awesome. 🧐
May 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’ve got a library about one mile down the road from my apartment. I’m there every weekend. It’s awesome. 🧐
I’ve always thought it’s amazing that one of the best Superman stories ever isn’t even about the man from Krypton, but it is. Reading it again when I became a dad added so many new dimensions. It’s one of the best stories I’ve ever read, hands down.
May 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I’ve always thought it’s amazing that one of the best Superman stories ever isn’t even about the man from Krypton, but it is. Reading it again when I became a dad added so many new dimensions. It’s one of the best stories I’ve ever read, hands down.
The different rules regarding what parts of the body can be posted, what words can be used, whether violent imagery is acceptable. It’s all so ridiculous! It’s not even a nipple, but god forbid the world sees a nipple! The world is a mess but god forbid we see a boob with a heart over it!
April 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The different rules regarding what parts of the body can be posted, what words can be used, whether violent imagery is acceptable. It’s all so ridiculous! It’s not even a nipple, but god forbid the world sees a nipple! The world is a mess but god forbid we see a boob with a heart over it!
1. The sports media is paid to hype. The monetary incentive will always be to hot take the last guy to pontificate, and then that guy must be out hot taked in turn. There’s no money in objectivity and caution.
2. Take everything I just said and reverse it for the teams doing the actual drafting.
2. Take everything I just said and reverse it for the teams doing the actual drafting.
April 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
1. The sports media is paid to hype. The monetary incentive will always be to hot take the last guy to pontificate, and then that guy must be out hot taked in turn. There’s no money in objectivity and caution.
2. Take everything I just said and reverse it for the teams doing the actual drafting.
2. Take everything I just said and reverse it for the teams doing the actual drafting.
The funny thing is, if it were legal (and obviously it isn't) wouldn't the defense's next response be tagging runners out via a glove to the face? I mean, if a guy HAS to be tagged, and you need to make sure you leave no doubt, may as well put him on the ground.
April 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The funny thing is, if it were legal (and obviously it isn't) wouldn't the defense's next response be tagging runners out via a glove to the face? I mean, if a guy HAS to be tagged, and you need to make sure you leave no doubt, may as well put him on the ground.
The mystery just keeps getting deeper! Once you see how unnatural the photos are you can't unsee it either. And there's no reason for it either. No links to pay sites. No obvious grift. It's like a twilight zone episode.
April 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The mystery just keeps getting deeper! Once you see how unnatural the photos are you can't unsee it either. And there's no reason for it either. No links to pay sites. No obvious grift. It's like a twilight zone episode.
I love how many of the answers are correct, but with a question mark. No one trusts themselves these days. That is, of course, Stromboli, the genius behind the puppet themed stage show that Pinocchio stars in for the "There Are No Strings On Me" number.
April 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I love how many of the answers are correct, but with a question mark. No one trusts themselves these days. That is, of course, Stromboli, the genius behind the puppet themed stage show that Pinocchio stars in for the "There Are No Strings On Me" number.
Yeah, honestly, I'm kind of sorry I was a bit of a jerk about it. It just got more strange the more I really looked. Like, no one has the same shadows on their face inside their car, inside their house, and outdoors. No one has the same expression in every photo. It's like a Twilight Zone thing.
April 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Yeah, honestly, I'm kind of sorry I was a bit of a jerk about it. It just got more strange the more I really looked. Like, no one has the same shadows on their face inside their car, inside their house, and outdoors. No one has the same expression in every photo. It's like a Twilight Zone thing.
But why? Let's say that, after examining the lighting and shadows and the size of the head/face, something does seem to be "off" somewhere...why? What gain would a person have to do something like that? Would someone just get a thrill out of deceiving people? Because honestly, I'm seeing something?
April 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
But why? Let's say that, after examining the lighting and shadows and the size of the head/face, something does seem to be "off" somewhere...why? What gain would a person have to do something like that? Would someone just get a thrill out of deceiving people? Because honestly, I'm seeing something?
Can we get some kind of official rule that says no one else is allowed to wear this shade of lavender ever again? And only $10! I feel like I need to take you as my shopping advisor the next time I'm going out to refresh my wardrobe.
April 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Can we get some kind of official rule that says no one else is allowed to wear this shade of lavender ever again? And only $10! I feel like I need to take you as my shopping advisor the next time I'm going out to refresh my wardrobe.
You see, now me in weather that cold in a white shirt would be nipple city. Maybe this is because I don't have the bra as an option, for obvious reasons. Just pointing out how you manage to make this tasteful and gracious, as opposed to me who would have sullied it with my man nips.
April 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
You see, now me in weather that cold in a white shirt would be nipple city. Maybe this is because I don't have the bra as an option, for obvious reasons. Just pointing out how you manage to make this tasteful and gracious, as opposed to me who would have sullied it with my man nips.
Let's say, for the purpose of your argument, you are correct. That this is a fake person posting fake content. To what purpose? What is the gain for the fake person? Further, what is the gain for you in uncovering it? You've clearly spent time and mental effort on this. What is your desired endgame?
April 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Let's say, for the purpose of your argument, you are correct. That this is a fake person posting fake content. To what purpose? What is the gain for the fake person? Further, what is the gain for you in uncovering it? You've clearly spent time and mental effort on this. What is your desired endgame?
It's a good thing that company only came into existence to sell exactly one (1) vest, and then, having accomplished that purpose, closed its doors forever. Likewise the auto company. Why are you banging your head against this one wall? Even if you were somehow right, so? What do you get from this?
April 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It's a good thing that company only came into existence to sell exactly one (1) vest, and then, having accomplished that purpose, closed its doors forever. Likewise the auto company. Why are you banging your head against this one wall? Even if you were somehow right, so? What do you get from this?
Nope. Because I literally don't care.
April 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Nope. Because I literally don't care.
It's out here! And yet the temperature is only in the mid 40s F. It seems like nature is playing a cruel joke on me. Little does it know I'm going to pants it on my lunch break, then we'll see who's laughing. 🙂
April 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It's out here! And yet the temperature is only in the mid 40s F. It seems like nature is playing a cruel joke on me. Little does it know I'm going to pants it on my lunch break, then we'll see who's laughing. 🙂
So of everything a person can make up about themselves, they choose to pretend to be married with children with a long commute? Like, who cares? If she's trying to scam me, she's doing a pretty terrible job, since she's gotten zero cents. Go police someone who cares, I'm fine.
April 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
So of everything a person can make up about themselves, they choose to pretend to be married with children with a long commute? Like, who cares? If she's trying to scam me, she's doing a pretty terrible job, since she's gotten zero cents. Go police someone who cares, I'm fine.
And even if this were so…so? For heavens sake, she’s married and even if she were looking, which she isn’t, I’m not. So excuse the expression but filter deez nuts.
April 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
And even if this were so…so? For heavens sake, she’s married and even if she were looking, which she isn’t, I’m not. So excuse the expression but filter deez nuts.