Jonas Maaløe
@jonas.so
“Stroll”
“Take in the air”
“Reconnoiter”
“Do leggy tip-taps round the opposite-inside”
“Take in the air”
“Reconnoiter”
“Do leggy tip-taps round the opposite-inside”
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“Stroll”
“Take in the air”
“Reconnoiter”
“Do leggy tip-taps round the opposite-inside”
“Take in the air”
“Reconnoiter”
“Do leggy tip-taps round the opposite-inside”
Gf and I have a long catalog of euphemisms that we rotate through to keep the lil’ detective from picking up on any of them
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Gf and I have a long catalog of euphemisms that we rotate through to keep the lil’ detective from picking up on any of them
i don't think JW from Vlambeer is a youtuber...but he does talk about it in a video that's on youtube
youtu.be/AJdEqssNZ-U
youtu.be/AJdEqssNZ-U
Jan Willem Nijman - Vlambeer - "The art of screenshake" at INDIGO Classes 2013
YouTube video by Dutch Game Garden
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 11:30 AM
i don't think JW from Vlambeer is a youtuber...but he does talk about it in a video that's on youtube
youtu.be/AJdEqssNZ-U
youtu.be/AJdEqssNZ-U
By which I mean 15-20% of the game should just be screenshake
October 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
By which I mean 15-20% of the game should just be screenshake
Not enough screen shake 😐
October 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Not enough screen shake 😐
The waterline is such a bad conceptual metaphor:
- they had to add a whole-ass explainer about it in the piece
- if you want a maritime term for things that are in sight, but not been reached yet, “horizon” is already RIGHT THERE
- they had to add a whole-ass explainer about it in the piece
- if you want a maritime term for things that are in sight, but not been reached yet, “horizon” is already RIGHT THERE
October 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The waterline is such a bad conceptual metaphor:
- they had to add a whole-ass explainer about it in the piece
- if you want a maritime term for things that are in sight, but not been reached yet, “horizon” is already RIGHT THERE
- they had to add a whole-ass explainer about it in the piece
- if you want a maritime term for things that are in sight, but not been reached yet, “horizon” is already RIGHT THERE
“It isn’t just the battle—it’s one after the other”
October 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“It isn’t just the battle—it’s one after the other”
When the green is that day’s purple you know the purple’s not gonna fuck around
October 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
When the green is that day’s purple you know the purple’s not gonna fuck around
Could there also be a CSS course to get *worse*?
October 15, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Could there also be a CSS course to get *worse*?
Tip: use arrow keys or WASD on desktop. Use god’s help on mobile
October 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Tip: use arrow keys or WASD on desktop. Use god’s help on mobile
Reposted by Jonas Maaløe
Man… this is a different level of frustration
October 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Man… this is a different level of frustration
my favorite part is when you *finally* string some stupid digits together with the finesse of a todler-age jackson pollock, and the artificial oracle accepts your little drawing only to return with something incredibly incorrect
October 14, 2025 at 7:38 AM
my favorite part is when you *finally* string some stupid digits together with the finesse of a todler-age jackson pollock, and the artificial oracle accepts your little drawing only to return with something incredibly incorrect
dicking around with pixels
October 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
dicking around with pixels
i’m curious how frustrating it is to use for someone who didn’t build it. give it a shot and let me know:
etch-a-date.vercel.app
#BadUXWorldCup #BadUX
etch-a-date.vercel.app
#BadUXWorldCup #BadUX
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October 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i’m curious how frustrating it is to use for someone who didn’t build it. give it a shot and let me know:
etch-a-date.vercel.app
#BadUXWorldCup #BadUX
etch-a-date.vercel.app
#BadUXWorldCup #BadUX
Etch A Date's vision-to-text is, at least for now, powered by gpt-4o. it's input date-format agnostic, but'll respond in DD / MM / YYYY where possible
some sketches from feasibility / sanity checking how well the model reads etch a sketches:
some sketches from feasibility / sanity checking how well the model reads etch a sketches:
October 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Etch A Date's vision-to-text is, at least for now, powered by gpt-4o. it's input date-format agnostic, but'll respond in DD / MM / YYYY where possible
some sketches from feasibility / sanity checking how well the model reads etch a sketches:
some sketches from feasibility / sanity checking how well the model reads etch a sketches:
Damn does this mean we have to go on a date now bsky.app/profile/jona...
My submission for @nordcraft.com’s #BadUXWorldCup on badux.lol:
—
Need to find the perfect date?
Modern problems require modern solutions
Find the one you’re looking for with Shitty Date Picker today:
html-starter-fawn-kappa.vercel.app
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Need to find the perfect date?
Modern problems require modern solutions
Find the one you’re looking for with Shitty Date Picker today:
html-starter-fawn-kappa.vercel.app
October 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Damn does this mean we have to go on a date now bsky.app/profile/jona...
Not to tell the product team at Spotify how to do their job, but the addition of an unnecessary “lossless playback” toggle option is right there
October 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Not to tell the product team at Spotify how to do their job, but the addition of an unnecessary “lossless playback” toggle option is right there