Jonas Hjelm
jonas.hjelm.se
Jonas Hjelm
@jonas.hjelm.se
Fotboll, stormar, genealogi, programmering och politik men inte alltid i den ordningen
“Älskar dagens tifo. Skyddshelgon och Upplandslaget – tung symbolik. Frågan är bara om de lätt marinerade AIK-fansen tror att det är en reklam för Systembolaget i Vatikanen.”
June 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just tried MyHeritage’s Ancient Origins—basically a “Which Dead People Are You?” Unsurprised that most of my green dots landed in Scandinavia, England, Bavaria, and Croatia. Which makes sense. The Anglosaxon ancestors of The Vikings weren’t just raiders—they were Eurotrippers with commitment issues.
April 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Varm rekommendation av Fredrik Ousbäcks senaste film. Innehåller allt om möjligt om germanernas ursprung, AngloSaxare och Uppländska kungagravar.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfY_...
Hela filmen: Gamla Uppsala, Svear och germanerna urhem?
YouTube video by FORMAT HISTORIA
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April 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Newly registered Teslas in Sweden dropped 68% in March. (Sales drop).

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Mars blev ny katastrofmånad för Tesla i Sverige | Carup.se
Nya Model Y skulle sätta fart på Teslas försäljning. Men mars blev en ny katastrofmånad för Tesla i Sverige. Registreringarna rasar med 68 procent, visar siffror från Car.info. Efter att ha tappat öve...
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April 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
30,000–50,000 people globally are rich enough, live in aspirational countries, and might value the U.S. enough to spend $5M for a “Trump Card”. Outside the U.S., that’s the max market. Inside the U.S., at least 18,000 would pay $5M just to feel special in a room full of others who also did.
March 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Interesting perspective on how Brexit has left the UK outside "the room where it happens" during the most crucial discussions about Europe's future—and how unfortunate that is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxLg...

@mrjamesob.bsky.social
UK excluded from Ukraine talks with European leaders | James O’Brien on LBC
YouTube video by LBC
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March 7, 2025 at 9:41 AM
We all know the Brits, Germans, and Italians secretly agree—Trump’s only real fear is an EU led by the Scandinavians. A shame Danish is so hard to learn.
February 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Today, Zelensky met with the Russian delegation at the White House. At this point, a European Union led by King Knut—with Ukraine—is clearly the only way forward.
February 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The irony is chef’s kiss—the so-called Oathkeepers in the US are making their country break oaths to its allies. Up here in the North, we don’t take that lightly… but don’t worry, we’ll forget and forgive. In a couple of hundred years or so.
February 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
These ‘Honest Government Ads’ predict the future better than Nostradamus—except they’re actually accurate. It’s funny because it’s true… and also kind of terrifying
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL5L...
Honest Government Ad | The Supreme Court 🇺🇸 (feat. Pixelsmixel)
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
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February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A commercial from Down Under showcasing the brilliance of Britain’s greatest invention—the two-party system. A masterpiece that proves its genius daily in the US. Enjoy!
Honest Government Ad | Our Last Fair Election?
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
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February 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
A new, improved NATO—now without the US—is almost a reality. The hardest part? Not defense logistics or funding, but the fact that we all have to learn Danish.

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Exclusive: US could cut Ukraine's access to Starlink internet services over minerals, say sources
Ukraine's access to SpaceX-owned Starlink was brought up in talks between U.S. and Ukrainian officials after Ukrainian President Zelenskiy turned down an initial proposal from U.S. Treasury Secretary Bessent.
www.reuters.com
February 22, 2025 at 11:12 AM
To ease tensions between the EU and the US—while using the administration’s expertise in geography — the EU could simply rename any island outside Alaska to Greenland. Meanwhile, we rename "Grønland" to "Kosta Riqa" or something the current US administration absolutely does not want.
February 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Den här låten "Bira bira, bärs bärs" är ju bra #mello
February 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Att bankerna utan minsta skam i kroppen bestämt sig för att förvandla den 23:e till en helgdag – ja, vi pratar om dagen före en afton – är något som alldeles för få höjer rösten mot. Kanske sitter de och fnissar över en kopp kaffe och tänker: “Varför inte? Vi behöver ju ändå höja alla avgifter.”
December 23, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Note to self: Never talk on the phone while typing SET this=that in MySQL — unless I want to accidentally break the universe. I’m a man, I can’t even walk and chew gum at the same time, let alone manage a database.
December 6, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Ryktet har nått mig att flera Allsvenska klubbar funderar på att hoppa på BlueSky-tåget. Jag ser verkligen fram emot den storm av åsikter som kommer explodera när fansen börjar fylla flödet med tusentals inlägg om hur "sjukt bra" eller "katastrofalt dålig" John Guidetti var i senaste matchen...
November 27, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I totally forgot that social media can actually show me links to stuff I really care about. A big ol' 'Ping!' to all the Storm Chasers and Football Fanatics I’m craving more from — the tech crowd is already here, and soon I’ll be flooded with... who knows what! @icyclone.bsky.social
November 27, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Recommended viewing: a short film by Fredrik Ousbäck in Swedish that offers a plausible exploration of the background behind the tale of "the Battle of Brávellir" (Bråvallaslaget in Swedish).
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqFq...

York = Eborvic = Bråvik
The greatest battle = "The Great Heathen Army"
Vad är "sanningen" om Bråvalla slag?
YouTube video by FORMAT HISTORIA
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November 23, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Some news about Sven Rosborn's upcoming book about Sweyn Forkbeard.

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A section about the young woman Gunvor from Lund, daughter of Scania's king Björn Jarl, who becomes the most powerful woman in Normandy.
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November 23, 2024 at 9:31 AM
För de som är klåfingriga i sina DNS filer kan man skapa individuella "handles" via TXT. Tex "_atproto.jh" skapar @jh.domainname.org
November 22, 2024 at 10:50 AM
För oss som gärna sjunger i duschen eller har djupa samtal med oss själva – Bluesky är som gjort för oss!
November 22, 2024 at 10:03 AM