Jonah
@jonahwhitney.bsky.social
Father, husband, bartender, aspiring software developer, Bengals fan, sports enthusiast.
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Jonah
@jonahwhitney.bsky.social
· Jul 18
Parenting is tight because you get to do cool stuff like look for a good stick.
Ok, Packers fans turn.
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Ok, Packers fans turn.
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This speech is absolute fucking nonsense.
He’s ranting. Badly reading off a teleprompter.
It’s like one long Truth Social rant. Filled with lies and campaign talking points.
I cannot believe they interrupted the Survivor finale for this shit.
He’s ranting. Badly reading off a teleprompter.
It’s like one long Truth Social rant. Filled with lies and campaign talking points.
I cannot believe they interrupted the Survivor finale for this shit.
December 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This speech is absolute fucking nonsense.
He’s ranting. Badly reading off a teleprompter.
It’s like one long Truth Social rant. Filled with lies and campaign talking points.
I cannot believe they interrupted the Survivor finale for this shit.
He’s ranting. Badly reading off a teleprompter.
It’s like one long Truth Social rant. Filled with lies and campaign talking points.
I cannot believe they interrupted the Survivor finale for this shit.
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Al Golden needs to be fired. Man coverage on 3rd down vs Josh Allen? Come on. You can’t be serious.
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Al Golden needs to be fired. Man coverage on 3rd down vs Josh Allen? Come on. You can’t be serious.
Cromulent?! @jakeliscow.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Cromulent?! @jakeliscow.bsky.social
Future Bengals HC, Patrick Graham. Book it.
Patrick Graham ain’t the problem!
Idk. People are really sleeping on the fact that they have maybe 3 players on defense that would make another nfl roster
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Future Bengals HC, Patrick Graham. Book it.
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If your power depends on breaking the rules, you were never strong to begin with.
Our kids deserve better. They deserve honesty, decency, and care for others, not the example we see from our nation’s leader.
Our kids deserve better. They deserve honesty, decency, and care for others, not the example we see from our nation’s leader.
Jennifer Siebel Newsom: I will not raise my children to think Donald Trump is an acceptable American leader. He is a con artist, a predator, a malignant narcissist, and the worst president in our nation's history.
November 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If your power depends on breaking the rules, you were never strong to begin with.
Our kids deserve better. They deserve honesty, decency, and care for others, not the example we see from our nation’s leader.
Our kids deserve better. They deserve honesty, decency, and care for others, not the example we see from our nation’s leader.
“They made plays, they did… things.”
Can’t wait for the Smoltz report on @danbernstein.bsky.social tomorrow.
Can’t wait for the Smoltz report on @danbernstein.bsky.social tomorrow.
November 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
“They made plays, they did… things.”
Can’t wait for the Smoltz report on @danbernstein.bsky.social tomorrow.
Can’t wait for the Smoltz report on @danbernstein.bsky.social tomorrow.
Nixon.
Fucking Nixon
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Nixon.
I’m 13 years his senior, but Tucker Kraft is my dad.
October 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I’m 13 years his senior, but Tucker Kraft is my dad.
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I’m sure this is a nice slow day for @pablo.show
BREAKING: Portland Trail Blazers head coach Chauncey Billups and Miami Heat’s Terry Rozier arrested in connection with sports betting probe, AP sources say.
Miami Heat’s Rozier, Trail Blazers' Billups arrested in federal gambling probe, sources say
Miami Heat guard Terry Rozier and Portland Trail Blazers head coach Chauncey Billups have been arrested in connection with a federal investigation into illegal sports betting, two people familiar with the matter told The Associated Press on Thursday.
bit.ly
October 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’m sure this is a nice slow day for @pablo.show
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As a Mariners fan and daily @danbernstein.bsky.social listener, that sac bunt makes me ill. If he were dead, Dan would be rolling over in his grave. Instead he’s just eating candy, probably.
October 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
As a Mariners fan and daily @danbernstein.bsky.social listener, that sac bunt makes me ill. If he were dead, Dan would be rolling over in his grave. Instead he’s just eating candy, probably.
@natetice.bsky.social is the Dean Malenko of nfl podcasters.
New Football 301!
@mattharmon.bsky.social joins me to give our biggest questions for the contenders in the NFL right now.
Is the Colts secondary a ticking time bomb? Is this Steelers passing game enough? Is the Bills weak defensive spine going to cost them (🎥)?
Plus, we recap MNF!
@mattharmon.bsky.social joins me to give our biggest questions for the contenders in the NFL right now.
Is the Colts secondary a ticking time bomb? Is this Steelers passing game enough? Is the Bills weak defensive spine going to cost them (🎥)?
Plus, we recap MNF!
October 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
@natetice.bsky.social is the Dean Malenko of nfl podcasters.
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LETS 👏 GO 👏 CAL 👏 RALEIGH 👏 YOURE 👏 THE 👏 BEST 👏 HITTER 👏 ALIVE 👏
July 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
LETS 👏 GO 👏 CAL 👏 RALEIGH 👏 YOURE 👏 THE 👏 BEST 👏 HITTER 👏 ALIVE 👏
I’m just realizing that I’ve consumed each of Wisconsin’s professional sports mascots in a single meal.
October 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’m just realizing that I’ve consumed each of Wisconsin’s professional sports mascots in a single meal.
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If the National Governors Association chooses to remain silent, Illinois will have no choice but to withdraw from the organization.
We should be standing as one against the idea that Donald Trump can call up the National Guard against our will.
We should be standing as one against the idea that Donald Trump can call up the National Guard against our will.
October 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If the National Governors Association chooses to remain silent, Illinois will have no choice but to withdraw from the organization.
We should be standing as one against the idea that Donald Trump can call up the National Guard against our will.
We should be standing as one against the idea that Donald Trump can call up the National Guard against our will.
I didn’t realize Milwaukee had the kid from the movie “Rookie of the Year” on their team.
October 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I didn’t realize Milwaukee had the kid from the movie “Rookie of the Year” on their team.
The Cub’s pitcher looks like the duck face kid from Full House.
October 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The Cub’s pitcher looks like the duck face kid from Full House.
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Heyyy! D Knight INT! Let’s go!
I think Demetrius Knight II is a darkest of dark horse DROY candidate.
September 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Heyyy! D Knight INT! Let’s go!
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Donald Trump is using federal agents to stoke fear and violate constitutional rights — all with the aims of expanding his control and sending military troops to our cities.
It’s unlawful and un-American. We must all stand up and speak out against fanning the flames of violence.
It’s unlawful and un-American. We must all stand up and speak out against fanning the flames of violence.
September 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Donald Trump is using federal agents to stoke fear and violate constitutional rights — all with the aims of expanding his control and sending military troops to our cities.
It’s unlawful and un-American. We must all stand up and speak out against fanning the flames of violence.
It’s unlawful and un-American. We must all stand up and speak out against fanning the flames of violence.