Breaking: Trump imposes a 25% tariff on Columbia House Record Club.

Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!

boss: you know what’s weird

me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?

boss: how the flin— yes exactly

Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™

People: What productivity software do you use?

Me:

man, building apps with Ionic and Vue feels way easier than writing native code

Grand Canyon, North Rim

sqlite truly is the sqlite of databases

cats lowkey relatable as shit like yea bro meow

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

hello world