judas michael alexander crow
@jombiecrow.bsky.social
26. he/they/it. transmasc queer. clown. witch. 🩵☀️🍃🤡
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I’d go wild for a cute chess shirt to wear at tournaments, or a pretty mug, but it’s all stuff that’s like: FLUENT IN GAMER. DON’T TALK TO ME UNTIL I’VE HAD MY MORNING HALO 3 but for chess
May 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’d go wild for a cute chess shirt to wear at tournaments, or a pretty mug, but it’s all stuff that’s like: FLUENT IN GAMER. DON’T TALK TO ME UNTIL I’VE HAD MY MORNING HALO 3 but for chess
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LITE NEWS! DRAMA! REACTLORD! WE GOT IT ALL! ITS SUNDAY FUNDAY! BLUE PRINCE PLAYTEST LATER AS EVERYONE REALIZES IM A DUMBASS WHO CANT SOLVE PUZZLES! TWITCH.TV/HASANABI
May 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
LITE NEWS! DRAMA! REACTLORD! WE GOT IT ALL! ITS SUNDAY FUNDAY! BLUE PRINCE PLAYTEST LATER AS EVERYONE REALIZES IM A DUMBASS WHO CANT SOLVE PUZZLES! TWITCH.TV/HASANABI
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if stealing from Big Corp stores illegal...why do they put so much dopamine inside of something within reach of grabby hands? 👀
March 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
if stealing from Big Corp stores illegal...why do they put so much dopamine inside of something within reach of grabby hands? 👀
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JUST A REMINDER ...
... of how close we are today ...
... of how close we are today ...
March 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
JUST A REMINDER ...
... of how close we are today ...
... of how close we are today ...
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trump said hes going to make american prices low again, complaining about the egg prices and how they're brandons fault
March 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
trump said hes going to make american prices low again, complaining about the egg prices and how they're brandons fault
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Please keep creating art. We all need it now more than ever.
March 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Please keep creating art. We all need it now more than ever.
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unfortunately true 👇
March 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
unfortunately true 👇
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I'm down to my last avocado.
Do I make guacamole?
Or do I sell it and use the money to buy a lesser Picasso?
Do I make guacamole?
Or do I sell it and use the money to buy a lesser Picasso?
March 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'm down to my last avocado.
Do I make guacamole?
Or do I sell it and use the money to buy a lesser Picasso?
Do I make guacamole?
Or do I sell it and use the money to buy a lesser Picasso?
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March 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
when ur coworker comes in and immediately hits u with a: "youre not in eyeliner today so you look fucking exhausted" 💀 like bitch (nonderrogatory)??? ty for noticing i feel like im made of sand, i guess. 😂🙃
February 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
when ur coworker comes in and immediately hits u with a: "youre not in eyeliner today so you look fucking exhausted" 💀 like bitch (nonderrogatory)??? ty for noticing i feel like im made of sand, i guess. 😂🙃
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Dear Mr. Musk,
What we found out is that each one of us is
1. a brain
2. and an athlete
3. and a basket case
4. a princess
5. and a criminal.
Does that answer your question?
What we found out is that each one of us is
1. a brain
2. and an athlete
3. and a basket case
4. a princess
5. and a criminal.
Does that answer your question?
February 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Dear Mr. Musk,
What we found out is that each one of us is
1. a brain
2. and an athlete
3. and a basket case
4. a princess
5. and a criminal.
Does that answer your question?
What we found out is that each one of us is
1. a brain
2. and an athlete
3. and a basket case
4. a princess
5. and a criminal.
Does that answer your question?
adding this to the list of things keeping me alive 🤌
February 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
adding this to the list of things keeping me alive 🤌
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hey y'all! just got informed that there's an account on here using my pfp and going to people i follow, or who follow me and claiming to be me
this is my only account here, so just be aware!!
this is my only account here, so just be aware!!
February 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
hey y'all! just got informed that there's an account on here using my pfp and going to people i follow, or who follow me and claiming to be me
this is my only account here, so just be aware!!
this is my only account here, so just be aware!!
hasan finds the tablets, we convert to mormonism 🙏
first time in utah. following the footsteps of joseph smith. everything is mountain and granola branded so far.
February 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
hasan finds the tablets, we convert to mormonism 🙏
kinda humiliating that finally getting back into anime again thanks to my wife means i gotta put up w/ edgelord mc2-swords because sword art is so nostalgic 🙃
a person holding a sword with a blue light coming out of their chest
Alt: a person holding a sword with a blue light coming out of their chest
media.tenor.com
February 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
kinda humiliating that finally getting back into anime again thanks to my wife means i gotta put up w/ edgelord mc2-swords because sword art is so nostalgic 🙃
hes so hot and fuckable. and for what? only to be a straight white(coded) man, interested in politics, sayin shit like "utah pilled". hate this for you, my socialist king. 😔
February 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
hes so hot and fuckable. and for what? only to be a straight white(coded) man, interested in politics, sayin shit like "utah pilled". hate this for you, my socialist king. 😔
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Just a random novelty to me, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the simple existence of non Christian religious thought called “anti Christian” before. Crunchycozygirl really sees haters all around her
February 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Just a random novelty to me, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the simple existence of non Christian religious thought called “anti Christian” before. Crunchycozygirl really sees haters all around her
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(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool
February 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool