@jolyneeeee.bsky.social
fulfilling my dream of an anonymous spam account
I think a hug from Rachel Dratch would cure me
March 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I think a hug from Rachel Dratch would cure me
Not UHC trying to charge $288 for a month of generic Prozac.. have they not learned their lesson?
January 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Not UHC trying to charge $288 for a month of generic Prozac.. have they not learned their lesson?
I just know I’m so big on 4chan in another life
January 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I just know I’m so big on 4chan in another life
Every time I learn about a new SMUTTY fantasy romance series, I tell my partner I heard about a new series they can listen to on Libby.
I’m proud to announce that my diligent hard work has been paying off.
I’m proud to announce that my diligent hard work has been paying off.
December 16, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Every time I learn about a new SMUTTY fantasy romance series, I tell my partner I heard about a new series they can listen to on Libby.
I’m proud to announce that my diligent hard work has been paying off.
I’m proud to announce that my diligent hard work has been paying off.
The arrest of Briana Boston for “threatening” BCBS is giving
December 13, 2024 at 6:40 PM
The arrest of Briana Boston for “threatening” BCBS is giving
I think I’ll forever be mad that I wasted 18 months of my life as a Mormon missionary. What was so normalized growing up is so incomprehensible to think about now. #exmo
December 12, 2024 at 4:34 PM
I think I’ll forever be mad that I wasted 18 months of my life as a Mormon missionary. What was so normalized growing up is so incomprehensible to think about now. #exmo
That Uber teen account commercial is sooooo dystopian like what 😭 who is ok with their teen in a car with a stranger in any context
December 12, 2024 at 4:18 PM
That Uber teen account commercial is sooooo dystopian like what 😭 who is ok with their teen in a car with a stranger in any context
Constantly torn between “life is messy and imperfect and civilization is constantly developing” and “how have we not realized that this is NOT how we are supposed to be living and is extremely detrimental and change is needed immediately”
December 12, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Constantly torn between “life is messy and imperfect and civilization is constantly developing” and “how have we not realized that this is NOT how we are supposed to be living and is extremely detrimental and change is needed immediately”
How do I tell my parents that I’ve been distant without saying it’s because they’ve become the modern nazis
December 12, 2024 at 4:12 PM
How do I tell my parents that I’ve been distant without saying it’s because they’ve become the modern nazis
I don’t think enough people are horrified at the fact that healthcare companies systemically practice legal mass murder. Like literally they DO THAT
December 11, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I don’t think enough people are horrified at the fact that healthcare companies systemically practice legal mass murder. Like literally they DO THAT
My partner heard me listening to Christmas music and became so concerned that they stopped gaming to come check on me. But it was just a Christmas episode of family guy.
December 8, 2024 at 1:51 AM
My partner heard me listening to Christmas music and became so concerned that they stopped gaming to come check on me. But it was just a Christmas episode of family guy.
idk all I know is that when I had to switch to UHC, my medications became more expensive and I couldn’t afford therapy anymore
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
idk all I know is that when I had to switch to UHC, my medications became more expensive and I couldn’t afford therapy anymore
I may masturbate but I am also pure of heart.
December 3, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I may masturbate but I am also pure of heart.
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[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
November 22, 2024 at 10:32 AM
[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
Hey Soul Sister was really popular when I was like 12, and I cannot tell you the horror and disappointment I felt when I learned that the lead singer of Train was a white man, and not a beautiful black man with long flowing dreads
November 22, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Hey Soul Sister was really popular when I was like 12, and I cannot tell you the horror and disappointment I felt when I learned that the lead singer of Train was a white man, and not a beautiful black man with long flowing dreads
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I think the concept of a social construct would make a conservative spontaneously combust
November 20, 2024 at 5:29 PM
I think the concept of a social construct would make a conservative spontaneously combust
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Well if I’m gonna doom scroll it may as well be here and not THERE, am I right gamers?! high five
November 18, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Well if I’m gonna doom scroll it may as well be here and not THERE, am I right gamers?! high five
Education really does make a person liberal. I went to one of the most conservative religious colleges in the country and came out a radical leftist atheist
November 19, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Education really does make a person liberal. I went to one of the most conservative religious colleges in the country and came out a radical leftist atheist
I can’t imagine how much my great grandparents, who were WWII vets, must be rolling in their graves to see their children become literal modern n*zis
November 14, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I can’t imagine how much my great grandparents, who were WWII vets, must be rolling in their graves to see their children become literal modern n*zis
i can’t do another 4 years of opening any app and reading about the unfathomably dumb shit trump is doing. over. and over.
November 14, 2024 at 12:44 PM
i can’t do another 4 years of opening any app and reading about the unfathomably dumb shit trump is doing. over. and over.
my biggest problem with immigrants is when it’s elon musk and he’s getting a position in the federal government
November 13, 2024 at 7:47 PM
my biggest problem with immigrants is when it’s elon musk and he’s getting a position in the federal government