JOLFSHID
@joldslop.bsky.social
Now with less filter
WIPs, shitposts, etc.
May be NSFW
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main: @joldfish.bsky.social
WIPs, shitposts, etc.
May be NSFW
🔞🏳️🌈 25 | They/Them | No Minors
main: @joldfish.bsky.social
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JOLFSHID
@joldslop.bsky.social
· Mar 18
Wanted to post more sketches and things not directly related to my art without filling up my media tab
I want to get hired at a queer pharmacy as the one who writes all the deadnames on the hormone bottles
September 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I want to get hired at a queer pharmacy as the one who writes all the deadnames on the hormone bottles
Want to get a job snagging peoples arm hair in adhesive wristbands
September 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Want to get a job snagging peoples arm hair in adhesive wristbands
donating money for the name chara to be used during the undertale anniversary stream is profoundly whimsy-deficient behavior. paying money to name ness "ness." grow up #togoregang
September 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
donating money for the name chara to be used during the undertale anniversary stream is profoundly whimsy-deficient behavior. paying money to name ness "ness." grow up #togoregang
when my cat uses his teeth on me i think "wastoid is eating u up"
Wastoid is eating u up
September 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
when my cat uses his teeth on me i think "wastoid is eating u up"
A benefit of my style is its messiness means I can allocate more focus to the bigger picture. A downside is accidental brushstrokes blend in with the surrounding texture and sometimes I only notice after uploading
August 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
A benefit of my style is its messiness means I can allocate more focus to the bigger picture. A downside is accidental brushstrokes blend in with the surrounding texture and sometimes I only notice after uploading
People get weird as hell about me being hairy while nonbinary. I'm a fucking furry, hop off
August 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
People get weird as hell about me being hairy while nonbinary. I'm a fucking furry, hop off
Could I borrow $46,323.04
August 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Could I borrow $46,323.04
You know, they call it In N Out uh because.umm [making eye contact with a guy holding up a 'no poop jokes' sign] i forgot actually
August 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
You know, they call it In N Out uh because.umm [making eye contact with a guy holding up a 'no poop jokes' sign] i forgot actually
guy who thinks the part of the story that kicks off the plot is called the exciting incident
August 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
guy who thinks the part of the story that kicks off the plot is called the exciting incident
Force femming shouldve been called cuntamination if any of u guys were actually serious about that shit
August 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Force femming shouldve been called cuntamination if any of u guys were actually serious about that shit
I put on stomp clap for my baby to sleep to every night just to see what will happen
August 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I put on stomp clap for my baby to sleep to every night just to see what will happen
I put all my apps in a Games folder because it's all just a big game
July 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I put all my apps in a Games folder because it's all just a big game
Picked up honestly as an automatic filler word and it's honestly real embarrassing
July 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Picked up honestly as an automatic filler word and it's honestly real embarrassing
i always forget asgore deltarune has white pants and my first thought whenever i see fan art of him in said pants is usually "whoa, ass out? ok"
July 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i always forget asgore deltarune has white pants and my first thought whenever i see fan art of him in said pants is usually "whoa, ass out? ok"
im like bayonetta the way i strut my shit into the function just *oozing* cunt, say something a little embarrassing, and then die horribly to a quick time event
July 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
im like bayonetta the way i strut my shit into the function just *oozing* cunt, say something a little embarrassing, and then die horribly to a quick time event
Is making good art on your phone just a matter of getting good with the lasso tool? Idk how people make their lines look nice with a finger
July 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Is making good art on your phone just a matter of getting good with the lasso tool? Idk how people make their lines look nice with a finger
(smirking salaciously) you ever tried INTJ pussy? (chuckles as you rack your brain) no... you would know
July 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
(smirking salaciously) you ever tried INTJ pussy? (chuckles as you rack your brain) no... you would know
My "the old balls and chains" line of engagement chastity cages is failing what did i do wrong :(
July 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My "the old balls and chains" line of engagement chastity cages is failing what did i do wrong :(
(you didnt affirm my unsubstantiated headcanon) lmaoo talk about media literacy
July 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
(you didnt affirm my unsubstantiated headcanon) lmaoo talk about media literacy
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its time i "hit the books" so to say
July 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
its time i "hit the books" so to say
as the fire spread across my legs, my arms, as an indescribable pressure built in my skull and threatened to make it pop, i realized: this is what had claimed my father. and now, that ancient flame, the INTJ's pussy, will feast on its next moth and burn another night
July 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
as the fire spread across my legs, my arms, as an indescribable pressure built in my skull and threatened to make it pop, i realized: this is what had claimed my father. and now, that ancient flame, the INTJ's pussy, will feast on its next moth and burn another night
adult male. 30s. lacerations across forearms and thighs. 2nd to 3rd degree burns across entire body. head blown to "smithereens." cause of death... INTJ pussy 😏
July 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
adult male. 30s. lacerations across forearms and thighs. 2nd to 3rd degree burns across entire body. head blown to "smithereens." cause of death... INTJ pussy 😏