Nazis in Stalingrad trying to get a table at the Chili's

If they're treating it like a military theater, idk why they're surprised they can't just roll into an arbys

The claim that those using whistles have "low consideration of others" might be the hottest of hot takes.

For context, this was the first year Nebraska offered in-stadium beer (it's a dry campus). I expect this number will drop massively over time.

There are other onion videos/articles that are more famous, but this, to me, is the definitive onion piece

So you're telling me excel AI could make a deep playoff run if it ever got some help from its O Line.

About to become a shippo the hippo truther. No doubt in my mind it won the contest!

Thanks