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Okay but like, we're not in an oil crisis? Gas is pretty cheap?????
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Okay but like, we're not in an oil crisis? Gas is pretty cheap?????
Not to be all Europa Universal is about this, but you never launch a war without a legit casus belli
January 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Not to be all Europa Universal is about this, but you never launch a war without a legit casus belli
New years resolution: become a pig
Some New Year’s Resolution ideas courtesy of Richard Scarry —
Best wishes to you and yours for a peaceful and loving 2026.
Be kind to yourself this year!
Best wishes to you and yours for a peaceful and loving 2026.
Be kind to yourself this year!
January 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
New years resolution: become a pig
They should keep the body of Dick Clark on view in Times Square, like they do with Lenin
January 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
They should keep the body of Dick Clark on view in Times Square, like they do with Lenin
I know it's like, the 800th most important point, but this is a fighter not a bomber
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I know it's like, the 800th most important point, but this is a fighter not a bomber
Nebraska lost the coin flip, making them 0-6 on coin flips this year. How many other teams have yet to win a coin flip? Feels like a job for @sickoscommittee.org
October 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Nebraska lost the coin flip, making them 0-6 on coin flips this year. How many other teams have yet to win a coin flip? Feels like a job for @sickoscommittee.org
calling omeletes "crustless quiche" bc i was unloved as a child
August 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
calling omeletes "crustless quiche" bc i was unloved as a child
Cool ill check it out
June 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Cool ill check it out