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Trucker.
Photographer.
Cook.
Builder of things.
Wannabe guitarist.

NB. Follow me if you’re genuine and I’ll follow you back.
If you’re one of those who just trawl the platform adding random users, to boost your own profile, I’ll block you.
Impressions of this last week.
March 9, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Hou je van Country dan mis vooral deze zangeres niet. Wat een stem!
Kom zaterdagavond 22/2 naar Muziekcafé de Lantaern in Zevenaar www.delantaern.nl Reserveer snel kaartjes
February 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The volunteers from Muziek café de Lantaern were all called up, front & centre, for a round of applause at the end of the evening’s entertainment - provided by Celtic Horizon.

And then we got roped into being their backing-choir.
February 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Merz mobilisiert - nur eben nicht für sich, sondern gegen seine Türöffnung für die AfD. Starkes Bild heute in Berlin (Quelle: @wunderlicher)
February 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
February 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Belgium has just doubled its range of fines directed at commercial drivers. Hundreds - sometimes thousands of €’s for even the slightest tachograph oversight or admin error.

I’ve come up with a method of streamlining the workflow.

#tachograph
#driverhours
January 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
An absolute corker!!
WHEN NIGEL FARAGE WAS CAUGHT OUT
YouTube video by Jon Danzig
youtu.be
January 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM

🏉🏆 *Hype mode activated!* This weekend’s #SixNations clashes have me buzzing—rivalries, big tackles, and hopefully some *serious* magic on the pitch. Stocked up on snacks 🍿, cold drinks 🍺, and zero chill. Who else is ready for the chaos? Let’s go, [insert your team here]! 🔥 #RugbyWeekend
January 28, 2025 at 9:45 AM
A lady in a bread-maker machine group posted a recipe for plain old “sandwich bread”.
Now I’ve often had trouble with the machine - producing a hot brick at the end of the process.
So I followed her directions - to the letter - and it turned out great!
January 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A thick layer of snow on Friday morning.
1°c & icy winds Saturday morning.
13° and sunshine Sunday morning.

It’s difficult to know how to dress this week!
November 24, 2024 at 8:00 AM
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Arrestatiebevel voor Netanyahu: honger inzetten als wapen, misdaden tegen de menselijkheid.

Het kabinet kan niet meer wegkijken. Als gastland van het Internationaal Hof hebben wij een bijzondere plicht om deze uitspraak uit te voeren.
November 21, 2024 at 12:34 PM
G’mornin.
Here’s a yellow fish.
November 21, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Pasta Puttanesca.
Cooked (mostly) in my pyjamas.
November 19, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Just baked a big batch of chocolate chip cookies.
@colaxl.bsky.social comes downstairs and declares she’s given up chocolate as of yesterday.

Now I’ll be forced to eat them all myself!

How could she do this to me!!?!
November 19, 2024 at 9:48 AM
We had a Gin-tasting at Old Youngs, in the Swan Valley. The lady was very persuasive.

oldyoungs.com.au
November 19, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Mother, at 90.
November 19, 2024 at 5:39 AM