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You'll be visited by three spirits

The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Carols round the Christmas Tree, a pint in the pub, back home with the fire lit and a Vicar of Dibley Christmas Special on the telly. Lovely.
December 20, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Radio 2 playlist right there.
December 6, 2024 at 11:16 PM
I stand by this.
December 6, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Idles. Would recommend.
December 3, 2024 at 11:27 PM
There’s a fucking massive cat staring at me.
December 2, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I bloody love Christmas Chrissie Hynde.
December 2, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Monday.
December 2, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Nell is trying to get my attention, she’s given up sitting directly in front of me starring, she’s going for a different approach now.
December 1, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Middle class women of a certain age.
December 1, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
December 1, 2024 at 9:02 AM
Went to London, wore tweed. Fuck ‘em.
November 29, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I have to get up at 5 to travel by train to London’s fashionable London district to present at a meeting.
November 28, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Childish? Yes, thank you for asking.
November 26, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Have a few more..
November 26, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Oh, and by the way, Blankety Blank answers are my new thing. Observe:
November 26, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Just reported my first flagshagger account for promoting violence.
November 26, 2024 at 5:51 PM
November 26, 2024 at 5:48 PM
A triumph of Yorkshire puddings, I think the utility apron was a key factor.
November 24, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Bit of Sunday morning housekeeping.
November 24, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Fucking nailed it. Roasties (beef dripping + rosemary), caramelised sausage, mushy peas and English mustard,
November 23, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Hi Fancy. The scent of a youthful Donald Trump brandishing an offensive weapon to drive a lady wild.
November 22, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Flashy Black. Let’s move on…
November 22, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Love Bombed. Let the lady know you’re a psychotic narcissist from the get go and save valuable time and effort gaslighting.
November 22, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Royal Refulgent Green. For Countdown winners and those who want to learn a new word.
November 22, 2024 at 9:38 PM