jojubs
@jojub.bsky.social
Quite staggering that someone with more than enough money to just shut the fuck up and enjoy it would choose to fan the flames of ignorance and hatred to make even more money. What a cunt.
January 4, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Quite staggering that someone with more than enough money to just shut the fuck up and enjoy it would choose to fan the flames of ignorance and hatred to make even more money. What a cunt.
You'll be visited by three spirits
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 12:41 PM
You'll be visited by three spirits
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Did the Christmas food shopping at 7:30 this morning. Timed it just right as the conclusion timed nicely with the emergence of the usual Christmas shopping shower of cunts.
December 23, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Did the Christmas food shopping at 7:30 this morning. Timed it just right as the conclusion timed nicely with the emergence of the usual Christmas shopping shower of cunts.
I’ve been looking into this and I’m pretty sure I’m more heathen than Christian. Seems the latter hijacked an existing celebration in December about the shitty dark winter days fucking off and made up a chaps birthday because it fitted in.
December 21, 2024 at 8:42 PM
I’ve been looking into this and I’m pretty sure I’m more heathen than Christian. Seems the latter hijacked an existing celebration in December about the shitty dark winter days fucking off and made up a chaps birthday because it fitted in.
When’s that Musk character going to fuck off to Mars? Can it be soon please?
December 21, 2024 at 12:18 PM
When’s that Musk character going to fuck off to Mars? Can it be soon please?
Carols round the Christmas Tree, a pint in the pub, back home with the fire lit and a Vicar of Dibley Christmas Special on the telly. Lovely.
December 20, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Carols round the Christmas Tree, a pint in the pub, back home with the fire lit and a Vicar of Dibley Christmas Special on the telly. Lovely.
Whilst researching massage clinics near me I stumbled upon a gentlemen offering ‘edging’ massages. There was a gallery too.
Everyday is a fucking school day and I am now washing my eyes.
Everyday is a fucking school day and I am now washing my eyes.
December 9, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Whilst researching massage clinics near me I stumbled upon a gentlemen offering ‘edging’ massages. There was a gallery too.
Everyday is a fucking school day and I am now washing my eyes.
Everyday is a fucking school day and I am now washing my eyes.
There was a time in the 1970s when reporters on the BBC had voices that sounded like they had mashed potato stuck in the roof of their mouth. Glorious days.
December 8, 2024 at 11:16 AM
There was a time in the 1970s when reporters on the BBC had voices that sounded like they had mashed potato stuck in the roof of their mouth. Glorious days.
Best biscuit for cheese and biscuits? Digestive.
End of.
End of.
December 5, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Best biscuit for cheese and biscuits? Digestive.
End of.
End of.
I worked from 5:30 to 19:30 yesterday and apparently having a job means you have to repeat some or part of the process the following day. I am outraged!
December 5, 2024 at 9:28 AM
I worked from 5:30 to 19:30 yesterday and apparently having a job means you have to repeat some or part of the process the following day. I am outraged!
TV idea: Two Bald Cunts in a Van. Unemployable slapheads Lee “funny as cancer” Hurst & Greggg “rimjob” Wallace travel the length of Romford in an untaxed Transit blaming the woke brigade for anything & everything whilst shouting obscenities at brown people and dolly birds.
December 5, 2024 at 8:24 AM
TV idea: Two Bald Cunts in a Van. Unemployable slapheads Lee “funny as cancer” Hurst & Greggg “rimjob” Wallace travel the length of Romford in an untaxed Transit blaming the woke brigade for anything & everything whilst shouting obscenities at brown people and dolly birds.
Idles. Would recommend.
December 3, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Idles. Would recommend.
What’ll become of this? Fuck all.
Covid corruption commissioner starts fraud probe www.bbc.com/news/article...
Covid corruption commissioner starts fraud probe www.bbc.com/news/article...
Covid corruption commissioner gets to work
Tom Hayhoe's first task will be reviewing the £8.7bn of pandemic PPE that had to be written off.
www.bbc.com
December 3, 2024 at 12:28 AM
What’ll become of this? Fuck all.
Covid corruption commissioner starts fraud probe www.bbc.com/news/article...
Covid corruption commissioner starts fraud probe www.bbc.com/news/article...
There’s a fucking massive cat staring at me.
December 2, 2024 at 11:51 PM
There’s a fucking massive cat staring at me.
I’m going to see Idles in Birmingham tomorrow and have to be in York for 8am the next day. Fucking marvellous.
December 2, 2024 at 11:17 PM
I’m going to see Idles in Birmingham tomorrow and have to be in York for 8am the next day. Fucking marvellous.
I bloody love Christmas Chrissie Hynde.
December 2, 2024 at 10:11 PM
I bloody love Christmas Chrissie Hynde.
Nell is trying to get my attention, she’s given up sitting directly in front of me starring, she’s going for a different approach now.
December 1, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Nell is trying to get my attention, she’s given up sitting directly in front of me starring, she’s going for a different approach now.
I encountered Gregg. He ran into a lift I was waiting for, realised I was waiting, stepped back and gestured for me to go in first. I declined and waited for another lift. The fact the first lift didn’t stop at my floor is irrelevant, I just knew he was about to take his top off and be a big sexist.
December 1, 2024 at 4:45 PM
I encountered Gregg. He ran into a lift I was waiting for, realised I was waiting, stepped back and gestured for me to go in first. I declined and waited for another lift. The fact the first lift didn’t stop at my floor is irrelevant, I just knew he was about to take his top off and be a big sexist.
Middle class women of a certain age.
December 1, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Middle class women of a certain age.
Greggy Hill gonna Greggy Hill.
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Greggy Hill gonna Greggy Hill.
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
December 1, 2024 at 9:02 AM
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
This is what we want to see, hard challenges and a few cards. #TheFootball
November 30, 2024 at 6:16 PM
This is what we want to see, hard challenges and a few cards. #TheFootball
Here’s my hot take on the assisted dying debate:
If someone can make money out of it, it’ll happen. The end.
If someone can make money out of it, it’ll happen. The end.
November 30, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Here’s my hot take on the assisted dying debate:
If someone can make money out of it, it’ll happen. The end.
If someone can make money out of it, it’ll happen. The end.