'Man! Why I am so parched today?'
The helpful whisper from 3 weeks past:

False alarm! That's a scammer who got admin privileges on the Discord server trying to phish

so don't click that link either way

messages criticizing / expressing confusion over this are being deleted in a matter of very few seconds

i sent this message here, and it stayed up a 30 whole seconds before my ass got nuked off the server

Update: People have been making a push for the million, and the site is loading at a snail's pace due to all the traffic.

The total will be reached VERY shortly (at >99%), and at least 7 countries already have their minimum thresholds met! It's in the bag!

Between yesterday evening and 12 at noon today, 80'000 signatures poured in. An astounding surge right before the collection period'a end!

This momentum not only needs to be maintained, but INCREASED so we can even have a chance to get all signatures.

All help is welcome! Spead this like wildfire!

Regardless of whether or not you live in an EU member state, I'm urging you share the petition right NOW!

Conversion therapy needs to be recognized for the discriminatory and harmful practice that it is, and this petition could give us a fair shot at making that happen.

And we are SO close!

HELLO????? Genuinely, what was I ON

no worries, he got a cab

It fucks me up how a neurological condition entailing a lack of dopamine essentially translates to having a small kid in your head that throws itself on the ground when asked to do something

I'm framing it humorously, but please understand when I say that ADHD has potential to be super debilitating