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JojoCha
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my brain is a machine that turns lint; second purpose pending

she/they
'Last Christmas' has consistently failed to shield the world from Christmas. NEVER let pop stars set up your ward chants
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
my hooha hort
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
omg that So Retro of you @xppenofficial.bsky.social !!!

(The NFTs are being shilled exclusively on their Discord Server.

If you're an artist considering XP-Pen products, this is why you might want to change your mind on that.)
June 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The ECI has been hosting a petition for banning conversion therapy in all EU member states!

The 1'000'000 signature goal has been met by 62%, but the petition ends IN 2 DAYS, on MAY 17TH.

Are you an EU citizen? Get your signature in TODAY!!!

eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...
May 15, 2025 at 10:01 AM
In recent years, religious scholars have noticed a global decline in molytheism.

In moments of surprise, those once most likely to have followed molytheism now only exclaim 'Holy!,' dropping the name of their former god from the phrase.

With no scriptures made public, Moly's crimes are unclear.
February 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
'Do It Scared' has gone from 'meme motivational phrase' to 'genuine life mantra' for me
Not the thing I expected to pick me up when it matters, but I will take it!
January 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
'loud rumbling downstairs? at night? he's here already??'

the whimsical self-shelved elf:
November 28, 2024 at 10:06 PM
in all observed instances of when a reditor posts the word 'transgenderism' Everybaby born after, god the bitch Punishes them by removing their navel with plaster
February 26, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Tried to nudge my 4-year-old into cleaning up her room, and she instead lies down on the living room floor...

She insists that she's trying, but when I point out how much is getting done she cries, saying her head hurts, and I lied; the toddler is also me, this is just what having ADHD feels like 😭
February 18, 2024 at 1:17 AM