Not enough prayers in the world to get them scores up
-a dumb af Mississippian

Vaccines are one of the most important inventions humans have ever made. Period.

I’m focusing on today because the future just seems so exhausting.

Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

‘No, Secretary Kennedy, cocaine and bear meat will not be part of the school lunch program…I don’t care who your uncle was, Sir…’

Just thinking about how the expanded child tax credit would have lifted half our nation’s kids out of poverty.

Alex Jones has now officially entered the "find out" phase of his life.

The real weirdos are always super-invested in being high-IQ. It’s a huge part of their self-image.

I’ve known a lot of smart people, good and bad. I’ve never met a person whose entire identity was “high IQ” who wasn’t a completely insufferable douche.

not fox news eating the onion

PSA ... we've upgraded the security system in the home library ...

Advanced memework

I see that the new Attorney General is already trending on Twitter.