Ugly and weird controllers are fine, I just want them to be the best at the thing they do and if they're not I literally do not care.

Eventually Kliff rounds are gonna look like this.

Eventually I'm gonna be getting one of these, and that's gonna solve the keyboard portion of couch mouse gaming.

If it ever comes out anyways.

My bad

Like, I don't even wanna use gyro unless I absolutely have to, and that's not because I think gyro sucks, it's great and the best a controller can do, but if I don't HAVE to, a mouse is better. I want the better controller, not a worse "convenient" one.

"Oh but if I wanna play a game that requires mouse on the couch" I dunno man get a wireless mouse, why would I want a shittier experience so that I could keep all my shittier experiences to one controller? Why is compromising the controls a worthwhile endeavor? I'm good.

"Both sticks came with the drum" god damn Pusha T can rap his ass off.

Bone app the teeth.

It really does, and the bright zesty flavor it added to this gravy goes crazy. It'll make a good addition to lemon garlic pork loin.

It's like that thing where if Jamie Siu looked like how K_Riko drew him I'd be just dandy.

If Akatasuki was hot all the time it would be fine, is the thing.

Even without targeting insane fidelity, there's still plenty of room to make full utilization of SSD speeds, but because most games were multiplat anyways they didn't bother even though there would be huge benefits to it, but you're definitely not wrong.

I own an official Teto plush now.

She's about 4 inches tall, but that's fine.