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@johnxuandou.bsky.social
As heard about from the internet. Fight game person, hot sauce enjoyer, obsessed with music and audiophile equipment. Appeared in a video game once. Banner by @bigkickguy.bsky.social
18+ only, children go kick rocks.
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18+ only, children go kick rocks.
💜💜 @bakatyler.bsky.social 💜💜
I was hoping to like him more, but he's no Dwarf.
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I was hoping to like him more, but he's no Dwarf.
I was initially bummed that Cider was a woman instead of a twink, but then it's revealed that Cider literally does not know what gender they are and because of their puppet body they have been whatever the fuck just to fit in, so in summary, if you think Cider is hot you're gay.
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I was initially bummed that Cider was a woman instead of a twink, but then it's revealed that Cider literally does not know what gender they are and because of their puppet body they have been whatever the fuck just to fit in, so in summary, if you think Cider is hot you're gay.
She really reminds me of Kamaitachi from Ninja Warriors, but in that game Kamaitachi's combo game is really powerful, helping his survivability a lot to the point where he's the "easy mode" character. Cider FEELS easy, but so many enemies anti air and have super armor and teleport making her harder.
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
She really reminds me of Kamaitachi from Ninja Warriors, but in that game Kamaitachi's combo game is really powerful, helping his survivability a lot to the point where he's the "easy mode" character. Cider FEELS easy, but so many enemies anti air and have super armor and teleport making her harder.
Cider's riding animation is so cute.
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Cider's riding animation is so cute.
He has the will of D.
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
He has the will of D.
There was a long running joke on 4chan about TORtanic, the Star Wars: The Old Republic MMO that underperformed which 4chan took to mean it was a massive failure. After TORtanic, 4chan became obsessed with finding new games to shout down, hoping they fail. Not for any reason, just for the fun of it.
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
There was a long running joke on 4chan about TORtanic, the Star Wars: The Old Republic MMO that underperformed which 4chan took to mean it was a massive failure. After TORtanic, 4chan became obsessed with finding new games to shout down, hoping they fail. Not for any reason, just for the fun of it.
Yo is this dude the champion of my man Lord Big Challenges?
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Yo is this dude the champion of my man Lord Big Challenges?
First clear on Absolum.
November 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
First clear on Absolum.
Yeah? My account is suspended, Bluesky account with a normal ass bsky handle?
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Yeah? My account is suspended, Bluesky account with a normal ass bsky handle?
November 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Oh he certainly will be.
November 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Oh he certainly will be.
I would throttle every artist in game dev personally if I could make it so they would stop designing the hottest/only attractive guy in the entire roster of characters the unplayable villain.
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I would throttle every artist in game dev personally if I could make it so they would stop designing the hottest/only attractive guy in the entire roster of characters the unplayable villain.
Just how Fujimoto would have wanted it.
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Just how Fujimoto would have wanted it.
This is some of the worst political analysis I've ever seen. Yeah yeah hindsight, but who the hell thinks free buses is an attempt to fix overcrowding? Free public transit is the solution to paid public transit, you buffoon. Being able to traverse NEW YORK CITY for free is a big deal dumbass.
November 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This is some of the worst political analysis I've ever seen. Yeah yeah hindsight, but who the hell thinks free buses is an attempt to fix overcrowding? Free public transit is the solution to paid public transit, you buffoon. Being able to traverse NEW YORK CITY for free is a big deal dumbass.
Someone in the development knew that Cider was probably going to be a fairly popular character so they also gave her the nicest ass.
Ahhhhhhh the French.
Ahhhhhhh the French.
November 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Someone in the development knew that Cider was probably going to be a fairly popular character so they also gave her the nicest ass.
Ahhhhhhh the French.
Ahhhhhhh the French.
Run cancel is pretty cool you guys.
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Run cancel is pretty cool you guys.
In Absolum, there is no jump cancel. No matter how many times you mash, you cannot cancel an attack into a jump, even moves that launch. See me mashing X? Even the B button dash, you can cancel attacks into it, but you can't jump after dashing.
But did you know?
You can manually run?
For free?
But did you know?
You can manually run?
For free?
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
In Absolum, there is no jump cancel. No matter how many times you mash, you cannot cancel an attack into a jump, even moves that launch. See me mashing X? Even the B button dash, you can cancel attacks into it, but you can't jump after dashing.
But did you know?
You can manually run?
For free?
But did you know?
You can manually run?
For free?
