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John Windmill
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Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Picture editor on Guardian sport. In the stupidest timeline.
Adolescence is as good as television gets. Astonishing, astonishing, astonishing.
March 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’ll be honest, the way the heavy booster lands back on the launchpad is genuinely impressive. The rest of the mission? Not so much.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
SpaceX’s Starship explodes in second failure for Musk’s Mars program
Back-to-back mishaps indicate big setbacks for program to launch satellites and send humans to the moon and Mars
www.theguardian.com
March 7, 2025 at 7:16 AM
If Marco Rubio had any sort of conscience, he'd resign tonight.
February 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Nigel Farage watching Keir Starmer at the White House
February 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Who knew that Elon Musk would be such a kiss ass? Horrific and cringe all at once.
February 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Because I’m such an Elon Musk Stan, I’ve already sent him 7 points for next week.
February 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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1) Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray

2) South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

3) Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television

4) North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

5) Did not start a fire
February 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Elon Musk is having history’s longest, cringiest midlife crisis. This is embarrassing. These people are so unserious it makes my blood boil. But I guess that’s the point.
February 21, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Steve McManaman AND Rio Ferdinand both on co-comms tonight? Did I hurt you in a past life, TNT Sports?
February 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I wonder if Kevin Spacey would respond in a similar way to the numerous actors who had the misfortune to meet Kevin Spacey when he was AD at the Old Vic?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Grow up': Kevin Spacey responds to Guy Pearce’s claim that he ‘targeted’ him
Spacey told Pearce he
www.bbc.co.uk
February 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Selling out an entire nation because he’s an idiot. That’s the art of the deal.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f...
Trump blames Ukraine over war with Russia, saying it could have made a deal
President hits back at Ukraine’s complaint that it has been left out of US-Russia talks, saying it had years to make a deal ‘without the loss of much land’
www.theguardian.com
February 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
@lukeaaronmoore.bsky.social Mario Circuit 1 tattoo. I don’t mess. You need to get a Time Trial leaderboard on the Luke and Pete Show. You know it makes sense.
February 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
JD Vance has just given one of the most moronic, disgraceful and ill-advised speeches by a sitting Vice-President I think I've ever heard. Effectively calling a Europe a Fifth Column against, er, itself.

Finishes with a quote from JPII. What a performative clown this man is.
February 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Oh, isn't this suspiciously convenient for Elon Musk and his transparent role in US government.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
US Department of State plans to spend $400m on Tesla armoured vehicles
Plan raises possibility of more conflicts of interest for Elon Musk as he leads efforts to slash government spending
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I’m so here for the love-in between Dominic Sandbrook and the Mooch on @theresthistory.bsky.social I could listen to them all day. Love it love it love it.
February 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
The Sith. A great bunch of lads. #darthvader #elonmusk #ovaloffice #starwars #donaldtrump
February 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Kendrick Lamar was great but before you call it the best halftime show of all time ask yourself whether at any point he played the triumphant guitar solo in purple rain while standing behind a billowing sheet that made clear in silhouette that his guitar was shaped like a huge penis.
February 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Kendrick Lamar was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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halftime score: Eagles 24, Kendrick Lamar, 1000, Chiefs, 0, Drake -500
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Get Ryan Leaf to replace Mahomes in the 2nd half. #superbowlLIX
February 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Not even Kansas City can come back from this. Eagles are totally bossing this. Philly D-line just incredible tonight. #superbowlLIX
February 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM