John M
johnvonlondon.bsky.social
John M
@johnvonlondon.bsky.social
I said I would give up on SM but here we are
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Replacement eyelids can be made from foreskins.
Ok folks: what is your favorite fact that you share with people (maybe a bit too) eagerly?
August 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Flintstones sex shop selling a bottle of yabbadabbadoobricant that's just a foot tall prehistoric bird that you bash on the head so it yarps out a blap of grease
May 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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May we never hear from you again.
July 9, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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A classic ...

#FingerpostFriday
July 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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July 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The Bulbous Bow is back! Frickin' finally!
like fucking hell...
May 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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The 'mare' in 'nightmare' was a female demon who suffocated people by sitting on their faces.
May 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM