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John Turpin
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Christian pastor in Jordan; from the US; fan of church history, basketball, responsible citizenship, permaculture, DC & TX
It's embarrassing because he's promoting and possibly working for ICE.

(Otherwise it's just a dude doing a few things outside, which is fine, I suppose. He was only Superman on TV.)
August 24, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Which is, of course, to say that they (we, in a not insignificant way, since I'm a white Evangelical Christian) made up an entirely new doctrine and called it by an old name. Familiar story, scripturally speaking.
August 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
*Dobson bubble
August 24, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I was *just* outside the Dobson Bible as a kid, much more Sesame Street than FoF, so I'd never really thought of it this way, but this makes SOOO much sense.
August 24, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whelp, he got a jacket with a breast pocket at least. Anyhoo, 🎶 this world is not my home, so I guess I'll have to pass on the ICE recruitment
August 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Russia's been forwarding such great secrets from the US that China feels like they owe them?
August 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Hardly fair! That would still be true of you if you were 20 and an Olympic athlete. Not gonna let the moral decrepitude show like that!
August 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Long shot, but would calling the police about a stolen vehicle be appropriate?
August 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Plus you know that Russia's "best friend" to the southeast isn't doing Putin all those favors in exchange for NOT getting forwarded all the secrets that Gabbard and Trump tell him.
August 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The longer 2025 goes on, the more apt Kendrick Lamar's halftime show appears to have been.
August 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Probably about right tbh. Fun fact: Lynn, England is the same distance from Boston, England as Lynn MA & Boston MA
August 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Is Lynn Boston?
August 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Sometime back in DC there was a food truck that sold burgers for decent prices. Or you could get a "doucheburger" with gold flakes for $300. I think about that a lot these days, along with Exodus 32:20, when Moses made the ppl drink the gold that the calf was made from.
August 21, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Or young admin staffers in SW, or a high sampling of people who look like they're on steroids in the Rayburn bldg
August 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
During the workday.
August 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
That 17% suggests an oversampling on Capitol Hill
August 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM