John Tucker
@johntucker.bsky.social
I’ve got the green glow under my car
twitch.tv/johntuckerart
johntucker.co.uk
thisfoulearth.podbean.com
twitch.tv/johntuckerart
johntucker.co.uk
thisfoulearth.podbean.com
Live tonight 9pm
YOUR SUNDAY DARTS
Back playing classic BULLSEYE from 1984
We are so back (if this goes well)
twitch.tv/johntuckerart x
YOUR SUNDAY DARTS
Back playing classic BULLSEYE from 1984
We are so back (if this goes well)
twitch.tv/johntuckerart x
March 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Live tonight 9pm
YOUR SUNDAY DARTS
Back playing classic BULLSEYE from 1984
We are so back (if this goes well)
twitch.tv/johntuckerart x
YOUR SUNDAY DARTS
Back playing classic BULLSEYE from 1984
We are so back (if this goes well)
twitch.tv/johntuckerart x
That’s Eric alright
March 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
That’s Eric alright
If anyone is still after tickets for the world darts championship 🤫 👇
December 10, 2024 at 8:57 AM
If anyone is still after tickets for the world darts championship 🤫 👇
I think my biggest indicator that I was online too young is that I will read the About Us on any company’s website and I do mean any company. I would love to read about the rich history of the Gorilla Glue brand. It would be my pleasure to see photos of the Michelin Man back when he looked like shit
December 7, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I think my biggest indicator that I was online too young is that I will read the About Us on any company’s website and I do mean any company. I would love to read about the rich history of the Gorilla Glue brand. It would be my pleasure to see photos of the Michelin Man back when he looked like shit
The broader thought in question: you can put this video template over literally any clip and it works
December 3, 2024 at 9:43 AM
The broader thought in question: you can put this video template over literally any clip and it works
Made this as part of a broader thought on my Instagram story and am now creased at the idea of that Huel botherer nodding sagely at Jethro
December 3, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Made this as part of a broader thought on my Instagram story and am now creased at the idea of that Huel botherer nodding sagely at Jethro
That Amazon ad where they buy that daft sod at the theatre a suit, but it’s an actual Amazon suit (so shiny he can see his face in it, brand name “WEWAV”, Temu employee’s plea for help written on a note inside the pocket)
November 25, 2024 at 10:28 PM
That Amazon ad where they buy that daft sod at the theatre a suit, but it’s an actual Amazon suit (so shiny he can see his face in it, brand name “WEWAV”, Temu employee’s plea for help written on a note inside the pocket)
Cardiff Days Gone By infected with AI slop, mods should be coming down on this like a ton of bricks. CDGB is for photos of Splott Market in the 80s and memes like “share if YOU never learned to wipe your arse and you turned out ok!”
November 24, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Cardiff Days Gone By infected with AI slop, mods should be coming down on this like a ton of bricks. CDGB is for photos of Splott Market in the 80s and memes like “share if YOU never learned to wipe your arse and you turned out ok!”
Watching old episodes of The Indoor League and they had this geezer on performing an original song about The Indoor League. To say nothing of the quality of the song (the first verse is about Brylcream) if your first dart at 77 is single 18 you are a certified lunatic
November 23, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Watching old episodes of The Indoor League and they had this geezer on performing an original song about The Indoor League. To say nothing of the quality of the song (the first verse is about Brylcream) if your first dart at 77 is single 18 you are a certified lunatic
Hey Duggee touring theatre show cast and crew, back to work. Got a two year old here who’s gasping for it you slags
November 17, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Hey Duggee touring theatre show cast and crew, back to work. Got a two year old here who’s gasping for it you slags
Thinking about when I worked in the pub and we had one of those cardboard displays of pork scratchings with a sexy lady on the cardboard underneath, and the person who bought the last pack got scolded because we replaced it with a new one that had the lady covered up with pork scratchings again
November 16, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Thinking about when I worked in the pub and we had one of those cardboard displays of pork scratchings with a sexy lady on the cardboard underneath, and the person who bought the last pack got scolded because we replaced it with a new one that had the lady covered up with pork scratchings again
People on here called like “The IBS Tree Surgeon 🌳🏥 (@badguts.tree.doc)”: We are done with quote dunks and bad energy on this platform. This is a fresh start. Etiquette 101 for all y’all Newskies 🧵(1/9)
Me if Caerphilly Council get an account on here after not collecting my bin for 3 weeks:
Me if Caerphilly Council get an account on here after not collecting my bin for 3 weeks:
November 15, 2024 at 8:50 PM
People on here called like “The IBS Tree Surgeon 🌳🏥 (@badguts.tree.doc)”: We are done with quote dunks and bad energy on this platform. This is a fresh start. Etiquette 101 for all y’all Newskies 🧵(1/9)
Me if Caerphilly Council get an account on here after not collecting my bin for 3 weeks:
Me if Caerphilly Council get an account on here after not collecting my bin for 3 weeks:
Adam Curtis Cameo
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
November 15, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Adam Curtis Cameo
Have started referring to drinking as “reverse boofing”
November 15, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Have started referring to drinking as “reverse boofing”
Would love to put a big wet linen cloth through a mangle, bet that would be so sick
November 15, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Would love to put a big wet linen cloth through a mangle, bet that would be so sick
That 60 second vid limit, get that lifted immediately. How am I supposed to upload an ill-thought-out point about a retail park from my Twitch stream
November 14, 2024 at 8:21 PM
That 60 second vid limit, get that lifted immediately. How am I supposed to upload an ill-thought-out point about a retail park from my Twitch stream
Waiting outside a work building before a meeting. Bloke in the building comes out and says “you OK”, I say yeah just waiting. He says “oh some people were here earlier for violence and aggression training but I told them it was cancelled”. I said “how did they take that news?”, and he says “fine”.
November 14, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Waiting outside a work building before a meeting. Bloke in the building comes out and says “you OK”, I say yeah just waiting. He says “oh some people were here earlier for violence and aggression training but I told them it was cancelled”. I said “how did they take that news?”, and he says “fine”.
Reposting some classics over from X
November 14, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Reposting some classics over from X
I’ll know this place is legit when one of the other John Tuckers DMs me to tell me they need the johntucker handle because their music/magic/parkour(?) career is taking off
November 14, 2024 at 12:29 AM
I’ll know this place is legit when one of the other John Tuckers DMs me to tell me they need the johntucker handle because their music/magic/parkour(?) career is taking off
(One year later) now is the time
On talking to @paulnotpaulie.bsky.social today have decided to commit to Bluesky. Bluesky number one. Easy to point the finger and say this is a juiceless platform, but I was tweeting shit like “watching QI” and still trying to be Charlie Brooker in ‘07 and should have been tried in the Patter Hague
November 13, 2024 at 3:59 PM
(One year later) now is the time
Live tonight on Twitch
THE INDOOR LEAGUE
Wii Sports Resort
🎳 More 100-pin bowling
🏹 More archery
⛳️ Maybe less golf
9pm tonight
twitch.tv/johntuckerart
THE INDOOR LEAGUE
Wii Sports Resort
🎳 More 100-pin bowling
🏹 More archery
⛳️ Maybe less golf
9pm tonight
twitch.tv/johntuckerart
December 5, 2023 at 1:53 PM
Live tonight on Twitch
THE INDOOR LEAGUE
Wii Sports Resort
🎳 More 100-pin bowling
🏹 More archery
⛳️ Maybe less golf
9pm tonight
twitch.tv/johntuckerart
THE INDOOR LEAGUE
Wii Sports Resort
🎳 More 100-pin bowling
🏹 More archery
⛳️ Maybe less golf
9pm tonight
twitch.tv/johntuckerart
LIVE TONIGHT ON TWITCH
Gameshow Host Juice Check (Modern Era)
Sorting out who has the patter, the clobber, the “wow factor” of the UK’s current crop of gameshow hosts before we have an 80s vs now megaranking in a few weeks. It is unmissable streaming x
9pm twitch.tv/johntuckerart
Gameshow Host Juice Check (Modern Era)
Sorting out who has the patter, the clobber, the “wow factor” of the UK’s current crop of gameshow hosts before we have an 80s vs now megaranking in a few weeks. It is unmissable streaming x
9pm twitch.tv/johntuckerart
November 7, 2023 at 7:32 PM
LIVE TONIGHT ON TWITCH
Gameshow Host Juice Check (Modern Era)
Sorting out who has the patter, the clobber, the “wow factor” of the UK’s current crop of gameshow hosts before we have an 80s vs now megaranking in a few weeks. It is unmissable streaming x
9pm twitch.tv/johntuckerart
Gameshow Host Juice Check (Modern Era)
Sorting out who has the patter, the clobber, the “wow factor” of the UK’s current crop of gameshow hosts before we have an 80s vs now megaranking in a few weeks. It is unmissable streaming x
9pm twitch.tv/johntuckerart
Live tonight on Twitch
BRAIN SYMPOSIUM XIX
Game Show Host Juice Check: The Modern Era
Can any of the current lot compete with the kings and queens of yesteryear? We will be scoring and ranking them on:
🗣️ PATTER
👔 CLOBBER
⁉️ THAT INDEFINABLE “WOW FACTOR”
9pm tonight
twitch.tv/johntuckerart x
BRAIN SYMPOSIUM XIX
Game Show Host Juice Check: The Modern Era
Can any of the current lot compete with the kings and queens of yesteryear? We will be scoring and ranking them on:
🗣️ PATTER
👔 CLOBBER
⁉️ THAT INDEFINABLE “WOW FACTOR”
9pm tonight
twitch.tv/johntuckerart x
October 31, 2023 at 4:10 PM
Live tonight on Twitch
BRAIN SYMPOSIUM XIX
Game Show Host Juice Check: The Modern Era
Can any of the current lot compete with the kings and queens of yesteryear? We will be scoring and ranking them on:
🗣️ PATTER
👔 CLOBBER
⁉️ THAT INDEFINABLE “WOW FACTOR”
9pm tonight
twitch.tv/johntuckerart x
BRAIN SYMPOSIUM XIX
Game Show Host Juice Check: The Modern Era
Can any of the current lot compete with the kings and queens of yesteryear? We will be scoring and ranking them on:
🗣️ PATTER
👔 CLOBBER
⁉️ THAT INDEFINABLE “WOW FACTOR”
9pm tonight
twitch.tv/johntuckerart x
LIVE TONIGHT 9pm
YOUR SUNDAY DARTS
Continuing our playthrough of Bullseye S1 (1981)
I have also bought some absolutely honking brass darts from the 80s to better match the vibe of the day. John Lowe hit the first televised 9 darter with these so can’t really make excuses
twitch.tv/johntuckerart
YOUR SUNDAY DARTS
Continuing our playthrough of Bullseye S1 (1981)
I have also bought some absolutely honking brass darts from the 80s to better match the vibe of the day. John Lowe hit the first televised 9 darter with these so can’t really make excuses
twitch.tv/johntuckerart
October 29, 2023 at 6:59 PM
LIVE TONIGHT 9pm
YOUR SUNDAY DARTS
Continuing our playthrough of Bullseye S1 (1981)
I have also bought some absolutely honking brass darts from the 80s to better match the vibe of the day. John Lowe hit the first televised 9 darter with these so can’t really make excuses
twitch.tv/johntuckerart
YOUR SUNDAY DARTS
Continuing our playthrough of Bullseye S1 (1981)
I have also bought some absolutely honking brass darts from the 80s to better match the vibe of the day. John Lowe hit the first televised 9 darter with these so can’t really make excuses
twitch.tv/johntuckerart