For a guy surfing the apocalypse, you seem pretty even keel

I consider them all Sacred Texts until It Actually Happens. Then they are Even More Sacred

i refuse to adjust my use of em dashes just because chatbots use them. shit was trained on my posts

I, too, have questions about the Piskey.

I’m just here for the occasional Boat Explosion

people bringing up the Superbar is my favorite though. they got rid of that in the 90s. you have a 30 year old grievance with a fast food chain. look at your life. look at your choices. anyway they got rid of them because people are disgusting and unhygienic, you're welcome

Like a drunken punch up at a wedding

The whole thing with Batman drawing it or just the final character? Asking for future reference