Jake (Corny) Johnson 🌽
@johnsonyjake.bsky.social
32, He/Him
Florida-Based Fighting Game Enjoyer
Florida-Based Fighting Game Enjoyer
They're doing it wrong. It's raging demon input, not double-quarter-circle.
August 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
They're doing it wrong. It's raging demon input, not double-quarter-circle.
In Applebee's?!? Basically the closest thing to God's house!? Shameful.
August 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Applebee's?!? Basically the closest thing to God's house!? Shameful.
I wouldn't know. I can't afford TV. All TV could be this now and I'd been on the wiser
July 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I wouldn't know. I can't afford TV. All TV could be this now and I'd been on the wiser
I'd unquestionably buy this. So far you are 2/2 with Gundam art. Great stuff.
June 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I'd unquestionably buy this. So far you are 2/2 with Gundam art. Great stuff.
Bards out here using charisma to cast couch.
June 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Bards out here using charisma to cast couch.
My hair is turning white by itself. I think I may be an anime character unlocking a new level of power.
June 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My hair is turning white by itself. I think I may be an anime character unlocking a new level of power.
Just get a basketball and a hoop. I'll play horse with you lil fella.
June 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Just get a basketball and a hoop. I'll play horse with you lil fella.
"And where would you like the bandit brought to sir?"
May 25, 2025 at 7:41 AM
"And where would you like the bandit brought to sir?"
I miss one week and you guys move this far from God?
May 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I miss one week and you guys move this far from God?
Someday the rest of the industry will catch up and realize it was ahead of its time at sucking phenomenally.
May 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Someday the rest of the industry will catch up and realize it was ahead of its time at sucking phenomenally.
Do you reexamine every year, just to make sure?
May 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Do you reexamine every year, just to make sure?
Make them work as a team to use the fishing rod back there.
May 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Make them work as a team to use the fishing rod back there.
Now call in sick for 2 weeks
April 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Now call in sick for 2 weeks