Jake (Corny) Johnson 🌽
@johnsonyjake.bsky.social
32, He/Him
Florida-Based Fighting Game Enjoyer
Florida-Based Fighting Game Enjoyer
@donnytsunami.bsky.social just draw the turtle
August 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
@donnytsunami.bsky.social just draw the turtle
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Dating Sims are like Communism. It's never truly been practiced in America.
July 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Dating Sims are like Communism. It's never truly been practiced in America.
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June 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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June 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Happy to report that the steakhouse at the CEO hotel is incredibly loud and none of it from CEO attendees.
Rise above gamers.
Rise above gamers.
June 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Happy to report that the steakhouse at the CEO hotel is incredibly loud and none of it from CEO attendees.
Rise above gamers.
Rise above gamers.
Has any Manon player ever entered brackets as Legrand James?
June 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Has any Manon player ever entered brackets as Legrand James?
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June 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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May 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Cracker Barrel: Out
It is now White Bucket.
Tell your friends.
It is now White Bucket.
Tell your friends.
May 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Cracker Barrel: Out
It is now White Bucket.
Tell your friends.
It is now White Bucket.
Tell your friends.
Just a lil' guy
April 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Just a lil' guy
Another silly lil guy.
April 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Another silly lil guy.
I made a silly lil' guy.
March 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I made a silly lil' guy.
I've been listening to EPIC the Musical and I've enjoyed it, but it's always funny to me when people dramatize Odysseus.
That dude is ancient Greek Bugs Bunny. Sailing around, getting up to hijinx, engaging in tomfoolery.
Like yeah, lots of people died but cartoons were different 3500 years ago.
That dude is ancient Greek Bugs Bunny. Sailing around, getting up to hijinx, engaging in tomfoolery.
Like yeah, lots of people died but cartoons were different 3500 years ago.
February 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I've been listening to EPIC the Musical and I've enjoyed it, but it's always funny to me when people dramatize Odysseus.
That dude is ancient Greek Bugs Bunny. Sailing around, getting up to hijinx, engaging in tomfoolery.
Like yeah, lots of people died but cartoons were different 3500 years ago.
That dude is ancient Greek Bugs Bunny. Sailing around, getting up to hijinx, engaging in tomfoolery.
Like yeah, lots of people died but cartoons were different 3500 years ago.
Never talk to me or my son ever again.
February 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Never talk to me or my son ever again.
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Here’s a new piece to our stream assets that we got to debut last night. Major props to @cinamuffins.bsky.social who was an absolute pleasure to work with. Make sure to give him a follow
February 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Here’s a new piece to our stream assets that we got to debut last night. Major props to @cinamuffins.bsky.social who was an absolute pleasure to work with. Make sure to give him a follow
Why is Vox lecturing me about Reganomics?
February 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Why is Vox lecturing me about Reganomics?
Someone is about to get Shining Fingered™️
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Someone is about to get Shining Fingered™️
This is no Zaku boy, no Zaku!
February 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This is no Zaku boy, no Zaku!
Second Gundam model assembled! Zeta Gundam!
January 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Second Gundam model assembled! Zeta Gundam!
Built my first ever model Gundam while watching the original Mobile Suit Gundam.
January 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Built my first ever model Gundam while watching the original Mobile Suit Gundam.
When I drop a Marisa combo I can't help but feel that I've Unga-Bungled.
January 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
When I drop a Marisa combo I can't help but feel that I've Unga-Bungled.
Is the non-binary version of "one of those guys" "one of those thems?"
January 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Is the non-binary version of "one of those guys" "one of those thems?"
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Hungry Hungry Hippos is an arena fighter
December 27, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Hungry Hungry Hippos is an arena fighter
My Holiday Matsuri haul.
Most of this is gifts, but the bag? That's for me.
Most of this is gifts, but the bag? That's for me.
December 23, 2024 at 10:17 PM
My Holiday Matsuri haul.
Most of this is gifts, but the bag? That's for me.
Most of this is gifts, but the bag? That's for me.
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The Cask of Bajablastillado
December 22, 2024 at 1:55 AM
The Cask of Bajablastillado