John Ryan, Cornbread Stuffing Liker
LightNews LightNews
banner
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
John Ryan, Cornbread Stuffing Liker
@johnryanwrites.bsky.social
2.1K followers 640 following 5.1K posts
Senior Writer/Narrative Designer/Consultant for Games | Horizon Forbidden West | Destiny: The Taken King and beyond | IRON MAN VR | Guild Wars 2 | Forza 7 | Fable 2 | Lily's Garden. Husband, Marathoner, Cat Wrangler, BAFTA member. johnryanwrites.com
Posts Replies Media Videos
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
This is what I post from
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
Gives off Resident Evil 4 US cover art versus Euro cover art vibes

Or Perfect Dark US versus Japan. Come on.
The differences between the inferior resident evil 4 US cover art (a generic brown-haired white soldier type) versus the stark, minimalist Japnese version in reds and black with a mysterious menacing figure in in shadow in the distance. The American box art for the game Perfect Dark. A pair of blue eyes and a nose looking you while a gun with a targeting light takes up the right third of the face. It says nothing but Girl and Gun. The Japanese Box Art for Perfect Dark. Moody red and black. A woman on a couch, taut and low, as if leaning to hear something. She has a gun in one hand. At the other end of the couch is a sniper rifle.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
a leaf (dead center) has become stuck to the window and has become Olive‘s world.
A yellow male leaf sticks to a window as a calico cat stares up at it from the other side.
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
For Fuck's Sake I mean, seriously.
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
Look at this decadent icon.
A orange, black, and white calico cat is under a red duvet, her legs and head sticking out as she dozes like a goddamn queen.
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
Frankenstein, directed by G. Del Toro.
A spoof of the famous panel in Frank Miller's Batman Year One, where an injured Bruce Wayne vows to his dead father that he will become a bat. Instead, Bruce is pledging to his dead mother that he will be come a mad scientist.
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
GDC sent out a survey.
A survey from GDC. In this question, there's a question about the use of Gen AI usage. Question: What considerations or values guide your decisions about if, when, or how to use generative AI tools in your work? My answer: Our standing rule is, if one of us brings up using GenAI in any of our work then it's safe to assume we've been assimilated by The Thing and should be burned alive by Kurt Russell.
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
A scene from The Dark Knight. The Joker stands in front of a burning pile of money.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
Buzz Lightyear saying to Woody, "Rats. Rats Everywhere."
November 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
*sings in Bowie*

...The Halloween Olive is a real cool cat...
An orange, white, and black Calico cat sits on a white interior ledge overlooking a street below and stares at you with her big eyes.
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
The album cover for Massive Attack's Mezzanine.
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula
David Bowie (right) as a vampire in The Hunger.
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
Bonus answer
The poster for the film Heat
October 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
Post a remake you love...
The poster for the remake of The Fly
October 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
*taps sign*
A stylized title card for the game Spec Ops The Line. A military man in a mask with a rifle stares meancingly while a couple of US soldiers patrol some sandy region of the world
October 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
A delightful way to start Monday. Must have been those French jewels I slipped them that won them over.
A letter from BAFTA accepting me as a Full member!
October 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
Redmond No Kings.

Reinforcements incoming!
October 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
At the Redmond No Kings rally. People filtering in. Also, good advice for now and future protests.
October 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
A big metal head with it's mouth burrowed into the cement of the street. What? You never been to Mexico?
October 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
Captain America admiring another Captain America's ass. You had to be there.
October 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
johnryanwrites.bsky.social
Oh, so they want to build the Statue of Judgement from Judge Dredd?
The Statue of Liberty is dwarfed by a far larger statue of a grim-faced armored militarized policeman.
October 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM