John Royal
@johnroyal.bsky.social
Attorney, Reformed Sports Writer, Uncle
https://johnroyal.substack.com
https://johnroyal.substack.com
But Mayor John Whitmire says his is the most transparent administration in the history of Houston.
October 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
But Mayor John Whitmire says his is the most transparent administration in the history of Houston.
Donald Trump looks like he hired Tony Buzbee's spray tanner.
September 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Donald Trump looks like he hired Tony Buzbee's spray tanner.
As a nearly bald man, I feel justified in asking this question: why in the hell is John Whitmire visiting a barbershop? Was he getting his head polished?
September 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
As a nearly bald man, I feel justified in asking this question: why in the hell is John Whitmire visiting a barbershop? Was he getting his head polished?
Oh my god, I love this headline so much. @kissphoria.bsky.social please send a thank you to whoever composed this headline.
August 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh my god, I love this headline so much. @kissphoria.bsky.social please send a thank you to whoever composed this headline.
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
July 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
The indictments that Kim is proud of were dismissed by Ken Paxton. When Ken Paxton can't even find a reason to continue a political prosecution, you know there's absolutely nothing there.
June 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The indictments that Kim is proud of were dismissed by Ken Paxton. When Ken Paxton can't even find a reason to continue a political prosecution, you know there's absolutely nothing there.
It’s a throwback to this prototype that was supposed to go with the tequila sunrise jerseys.
March 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It’s a throwback to this prototype that was supposed to go with the tequila sunrise jerseys.
If you see this, drop a pic from the last place your passport was stamped.
One of my favorite places on Earth, the beautiful Amsterdam.
One of my favorite places on Earth, the beautiful Amsterdam.
December 17, 2024 at 10:09 PM
If you see this, drop a pic from the last place your passport was stamped.
One of my favorite places on Earth, the beautiful Amsterdam.
One of my favorite places on Earth, the beautiful Amsterdam.
This is the cover of the latest alumni magazine I got from the University of Houston.
December 16, 2024 at 6:23 PM
This is the cover of the latest alumni magazine I got from the University of Houston.
This list really does define my musical tastes for the past year.
December 5, 2024 at 4:16 AM
This list really does define my musical tastes for the past year.
Just a random red shirt who dies on the away team before the first commercial break.
November 25, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Just a random red shirt who dies on the away team before the first commercial break.
For #RootRootRead I read Patrick Bringley's "All the Beauty in the World" about a young New Yorker writer who copes with the death of his older brother by taking a job as a security guard at NYC's Metropolitan Museum of Art. I'm going to write about it on my Substack at some time, but I loved it.
November 17, 2024 at 9:40 PM
For #RootRootRead I read Patrick Bringley's "All the Beauty in the World" about a young New Yorker writer who copes with the death of his older brother by taking a job as a security guard at NYC's Metropolitan Museum of Art. I'm going to write about it on my Substack at some time, but I loved it.
The cancelled TV show you never stop thinking about:
November 16, 2024 at 4:22 AM
The cancelled TV show you never stop thinking about:
Are we sure Mayor Whitmire didn’t write this (or have his hand manipulating Walsh’s mouth as he spoke) because this highlighted section is nothing but John Whitmire buzzwords.
November 15, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Are we sure Mayor Whitmire didn’t write this (or have his hand manipulating Walsh’s mouth as he spoke) because this highlighted section is nothing but John Whitmire buzzwords.
If you see this, post a concert pic you took.
November 11, 2024 at 3:56 AM
If you see this, post a concert pic you took.
Hey, I’m in the top 10%. I tried to get here sooner though.
September 17, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Hey, I’m in the top 10%. I tried to get here sooner though.
They’re eating dogs and cats!
September 11, 2024 at 4:02 AM
They’re eating dogs and cats!
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
September 6, 2024 at 2:01 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Breaking! Hell has frozen over.
August 27, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Breaking! Hell has frozen over.
@kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Trump/Vance 2024
Trump/Vance 2024
July 16, 2024 at 4:11 AM
@kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Trump/Vance 2024
Trump/Vance 2024
I see things are going well in the Texas GOP today.
February 13, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I see things are going well in the Texas GOP today.
Is this really “Breaking” news? I think we’ve all assumed this for two years.
January 18, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Is this really “Breaking” news? I think we’ve all assumed this for two years.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you just watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
January 13, 2024 at 7:09 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you just watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
A young lady is wearing this sweatshirt on my flight and I want one.
December 19, 2023 at 1:41 AM
A young lady is wearing this sweatshirt on my flight and I want one.
It’s the start of my Christmas movie season.
November 23, 2023 at 2:28 AM
It’s the start of my Christmas movie season.