Dr John Roucker
@johnroucker.bsky.social
fibromyalgia, epilepsy, and carer for a disabled parent. Dr of archaeology, introverted former comedian.. honest
Lee Anderson goes back to his old job as a window l̶i̶c̶k̶e̶r̶ cleaner because being a GB News host and MP doesn't pay enough
January 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Lee Anderson goes back to his old job as a window l̶i̶c̶k̶e̶r̶ cleaner because being a GB News host and MP doesn't pay enough
Receives draft to work on. First sentence of the email
"There is a small plot hole."
The plot hole...
"There is a small plot hole."
The plot hole...
January 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Receives draft to work on. First sentence of the email
"There is a small plot hole."
The plot hole...
"There is a small plot hole."
The plot hole...
Poor Benny Shill... he just can't win
HEY! I'm not laughing at him... I'm laughing for other.. reasons
HEY! I'm not laughing at him... I'm laughing for other.. reasons
January 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Poor Benny Shill... he just can't win
HEY! I'm not laughing at him... I'm laughing for other.. reasons
HEY! I'm not laughing at him... I'm laughing for other.. reasons
Further update...
January 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Further update...
Poor Lee Anderson, he's been searching for the perfect party that matches his energy, and it's been right under his nose the whole time
January 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Poor Lee Anderson, he's been searching for the perfect party that matches his energy, and it's been right under his nose the whole time
Gets good though
January 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Gets good though
For those on here currently wondering what the state of Twitter is.
It's this...
It's this...
January 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
For those on here currently wondering what the state of Twitter is.
It's this...
It's this...
Just to clarify... this is the hierarchy that the right wants?
January 5, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Just to clarify... this is the hierarchy that the right wants?
Not sure about this Marvel 'What If' episode...
Do we really need to know what would happen if Frankenstein dressed as Elvis?
Do we really need to know what would happen if Frankenstein dressed as Elvis?
January 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Not sure about this Marvel 'What If' episode...
Do we really need to know what would happen if Frankenstein dressed as Elvis?
Do we really need to know what would happen if Frankenstein dressed as Elvis?
I have to come clean... the monocle... it's... it's a rental
But the moustache...
But the moustache...
January 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I have to come clean... the monocle... it's... it's a rental
But the moustache...
But the moustache...
"Dad.. we've been walking forever when are we going to see the great wall of Italy Suella Braverman told you about?"
"Stop complaining... We just passed Bosnia and Herzegovina, so it can't be far now"
"Stop complaining... We just passed Bosnia and Herzegovina, so it can't be far now"
January 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"Dad.. we've been walking forever when are we going to see the great wall of Italy Suella Braverman told you about?"
"Stop complaining... We just passed Bosnia and Herzegovina, so it can't be far now"
"Stop complaining... We just passed Bosnia and Herzegovina, so it can't be far now"
For @nessevely.bsky.social
My mate is British/Chinese, and he sent me this after I told him about Suella Braverman saying “Italy have reinforced their borders. They built a wall, I went to see that wall, they built a wall on the land border between Italy and Turkey.”
My mate is British/Chinese, and he sent me this after I told him about Suella Braverman saying “Italy have reinforced their borders. They built a wall, I went to see that wall, they built a wall on the land border between Italy and Turkey.”
January 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
For @nessevely.bsky.social
My mate is British/Chinese, and he sent me this after I told him about Suella Braverman saying “Italy have reinforced their borders. They built a wall, I went to see that wall, they built a wall on the land border between Italy and Turkey.”
My mate is British/Chinese, and he sent me this after I told him about Suella Braverman saying “Italy have reinforced their borders. They built a wall, I went to see that wall, they built a wall on the land border between Italy and Turkey.”
Cletus Maxtwatus
Department of Propaganda Eejit Y'all
Department of Propaganda Eejit Y'all
January 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Cletus Maxtwatus
Department of Propaganda Eejit Y'all
Department of Propaganda Eejit Y'all
Every episode of the X-Files
Moulder "Aliens are real"
Skully "No, they are not!"
Also Skully 5 minutes later...
Moulder "Aliens are real"
Skully "No, they are not!"
Also Skully 5 minutes later...
January 2, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Every episode of the X-Files
Moulder "Aliens are real"
Skully "No, they are not!"
Also Skully 5 minutes later...
Moulder "Aliens are real"
Skully "No, they are not!"
Also Skully 5 minutes later...
Customer service for my depersonalization is terrible!
December 28, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Customer service for my depersonalization is terrible!
[Disclaimer: Satire]
It's ridiculous. You get there, and the lollipop lady (not lollipop gentleman) waves you across the road when it's safe, but they are only there during school times! Why are school children put before British patriots!!!!
"This Country"
-Alan Partridge
It's ridiculous. You get there, and the lollipop lady (not lollipop gentleman) waves you across the road when it's safe, but they are only there during school times! Why are school children put before British patriots!!!!
"This Country"
-Alan Partridge
December 27, 2024 at 10:47 AM
[Disclaimer: Satire]
It's ridiculous. You get there, and the lollipop lady (not lollipop gentleman) waves you across the road when it's safe, but they are only there during school times! Why are school children put before British patriots!!!!
"This Country"
-Alan Partridge
It's ridiculous. You get there, and the lollipop lady (not lollipop gentleman) waves you across the road when it's safe, but they are only there during school times! Why are school children put before British patriots!!!!
"This Country"
-Alan Partridge
Without James Gunn Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy 4 reshoots aren't going well
December 26, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Without James Gunn Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy 4 reshoots aren't going well
Well, here it is the last day of the Twats at Christmas Advent Calendar
Who is the biggest twat of the year?
He called a diver trying to save children a 'Pedo', he bought himself a country and wants the UK as well. He dances like no should be watching
It's president Elon Musk
Who is the biggest twat of the year?
He called a diver trying to save children a 'Pedo', he bought himself a country and wants the UK as well. He dances like no should be watching
It's president Elon Musk
December 25, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Well, here it is the last day of the Twats at Christmas Advent Calendar
Who is the biggest twat of the year?
He called a diver trying to save children a 'Pedo', he bought himself a country and wants the UK as well. He dances like no should be watching
It's president Elon Musk
Who is the biggest twat of the year?
He called a diver trying to save children a 'Pedo', he bought himself a country and wants the UK as well. He dances like no should be watching
It's president Elon Musk
I think Elon might take Grok away from us 😆😅😅🤣
December 24, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I think Elon might take Grok away from us 😆😅😅🤣
They're off to see the grand wizard. Hoping he will grant them their wishes.
A brain? No
A heart? No
Courage? No
To go home? No
Money...
So Nigel clicks his heels together in the goose step style he knows, amusing the grand wizard into a bank transfer.
(I like Grok @nessevely.bsky.social)
A brain? No
A heart? No
Courage? No
To go home? No
Money...
So Nigel clicks his heels together in the goose step style he knows, amusing the grand wizard into a bank transfer.
(I like Grok @nessevely.bsky.social)
December 24, 2024 at 7:04 PM
They're off to see the grand wizard. Hoping he will grant them their wishes.
A brain? No
A heart? No
Courage? No
To go home? No
Money...
So Nigel clicks his heels together in the goose step style he knows, amusing the grand wizard into a bank transfer.
(I like Grok @nessevely.bsky.social)
A brain? No
A heart? No
Courage? No
To go home? No
Money...
So Nigel clicks his heels together in the goose step style he knows, amusing the grand wizard into a bank transfer.
(I like Grok @nessevely.bsky.social)
New Profile Pic
"Now I am become Toff, the snobber of Worlds"
"Now I am become Toff, the snobber of Worlds"
December 24, 2024 at 1:04 PM
New Profile Pic
"Now I am become Toff, the snobber of Worlds"
"Now I am become Toff, the snobber of Worlds"
He has an unapologetic history of it
December 24, 2024 at 11:48 AM
He has an unapologetic history of it
Christmas eve on the Twats at Christmas Advent Calendar
It's the forever grifter, Trump/Putin fan boy, bought by the highest foreign bidder, and riot starting extraordinaire
Nigel Farage
It's the forever grifter, Trump/Putin fan boy, bought by the highest foreign bidder, and riot starting extraordinaire
Nigel Farage
December 24, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Christmas eve on the Twats at Christmas Advent Calendar
It's the forever grifter, Trump/Putin fan boy, bought by the highest foreign bidder, and riot starting extraordinaire
Nigel Farage
It's the forever grifter, Trump/Putin fan boy, bought by the highest foreign bidder, and riot starting extraordinaire
Nigel Farage
I mean, as 'bear bellys' go...
December 24, 2024 at 11:34 AM
I mean, as 'bear bellys' go...