Dr John Roucker
@johnroucker.bsky.social
fibromyalgia, epilepsy, and carer for a disabled parent. Dr of archaeology, introverted former comedian.. honest
For @nessevely.bsky.social
Avril 🎵hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend🎵
Me "maybe a date first?"
A *sighs* 🎵He's just a boy, and I'm just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?🎵
Me "do you want something serious or casual?"
A 🎵Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?🎵
Avril 🎵hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend🎵
Me "maybe a date first?"
A *sighs* 🎵He's just a boy, and I'm just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?🎵
Me "do you want something serious or casual?"
A 🎵Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?🎵
a man in a brown sweater says " and that kids is how i met your mother .. "
ALT: a man in a brown sweater says " and that kids is how i met your mother .. "
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2025 at 10:10 AM
For @nessevely.bsky.social
Avril 🎵hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend🎵
Me "maybe a date first?"
A *sighs* 🎵He's just a boy, and I'm just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?🎵
Me "do you want something serious or casual?"
A 🎵Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?🎵
Avril 🎵hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend🎵
Me "maybe a date first?"
A *sighs* 🎵He's just a boy, and I'm just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?🎵
Me "do you want something serious or casual?"
A 🎵Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?🎵
There is no point in comedy anymore... thanks, Lizzy Bordem.. thanks a lot!
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Truss sends Starmer cease and desist letter over claim she crashed the economy
The former prime minister’s lawyers claim the frequently-made criticism is ‘false and defamatory’
www.independent.co.uk
January 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
There is no point in comedy anymore... thanks, Lizzy Bordem.. thanks a lot!
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Me seeing food on the table 2 ft away and feeling a bit peckish but too lazy to actually get up to get it
a man in a tank top is pointing at something with a memecenter.com watermark on the bottom
ALT: a man in a tank top is pointing at something with a memecenter.com watermark on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Me seeing food on the table 2 ft away and feeling a bit peckish but too lazy to actually get up to get it
Message of the day
Penguins are unflappable...
Penguins are unflappable...
January 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Message of the day
Penguins are unflappable...
Penguins are unflappable...
Lee Anderson goes back to his old job as a window l̶i̶c̶k̶e̶r̶ cleaner because being a GB News host and MP doesn't pay enough
January 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Lee Anderson goes back to his old job as a window l̶i̶c̶k̶e̶r̶ cleaner because being a GB News host and MP doesn't pay enough
Receives draft to work on. First sentence of the email
"There is a small plot hole."
The plot hole...
"There is a small plot hole."
The plot hole...
January 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Receives draft to work on. First sentence of the email
"There is a small plot hole."
The plot hole...
"There is a small plot hole."
The plot hole...
Poor Benny Shill... he just can't win
HEY! I'm not laughing at him... I'm laughing for other.. reasons
HEY! I'm not laughing at him... I'm laughing for other.. reasons
January 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Poor Benny Shill... he just can't win
HEY! I'm not laughing at him... I'm laughing for other.. reasons
HEY! I'm not laughing at him... I'm laughing for other.. reasons
Further update...
January 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Further update...
Reposted by Dr John Roucker
Poor Lee Anderson, he's been searching for the perfect party that matches his energy, and it's been right under his nose the whole time
January 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Poor Lee Anderson, he's been searching for the perfect party that matches his energy, and it's been right under his nose the whole time
So...
I've been offered to work on a few projects, which will be extremely time-consuming, plus the time difference between here and United States of Musk, I won't be on here as much or at all late afternoon for a bit. It's been a while since I've done 'biz' stuff
I've been offered to work on a few projects, which will be extremely time-consuming, plus the time difference between here and United States of Musk, I won't be on here as much or at all late afternoon for a bit. It's been a while since I've done 'biz' stuff
a man in a striped suit says " it 's showtime " in front of a cemetery
ALT: a man in a striped suit says " it 's showtime " in front of a cemetery
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
So...
I've been offered to work on a few projects, which will be extremely time-consuming, plus the time difference between here and United States of Musk, I won't be on here as much or at all late afternoon for a bit. It's been a while since I've done 'biz' stuff
I've been offered to work on a few projects, which will be extremely time-consuming, plus the time difference between here and United States of Musk, I won't be on here as much or at all late afternoon for a bit. It's been a while since I've done 'biz' stuff
For those on here currently wondering what the state of Twitter is.
It's this...
It's this...
January 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
For those on here currently wondering what the state of Twitter is.
It's this...
It's this...
Just to clarify... this is the hierarchy that the right wants?
January 5, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Just to clarify... this is the hierarchy that the right wants?
Not sure about this Marvel 'What If' episode...
Do we really need to know what would happen if Frankenstein dressed as Elvis?
Do we really need to know what would happen if Frankenstein dressed as Elvis?
January 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Not sure about this Marvel 'What If' episode...
Do we really need to know what would happen if Frankenstein dressed as Elvis?
Do we really need to know what would happen if Frankenstein dressed as Elvis?
#ScienceFaks
Sagittarius B2 (Sgr B2) is a giant molecular cloud of gas/dust. It contains ethanol (alcohol) and ethyl formate, which tastes like raspberry and smells like rum. Humanity should go to the stars, if only for the free piss up!
@nessevely.bsky.social get the car started!!
Sagittarius B2 (Sgr B2) is a giant molecular cloud of gas/dust. It contains ethanol (alcohol) and ethyl formate, which tastes like raspberry and smells like rum. Humanity should go to the stars, if only for the free piss up!
@nessevely.bsky.social get the car started!!
a large rv with a license plate that says ' california ' on it
ALT: a large rv with a license plate that says ' california ' on it
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
#ScienceFaks
Sagittarius B2 (Sgr B2) is a giant molecular cloud of gas/dust. It contains ethanol (alcohol) and ethyl formate, which tastes like raspberry and smells like rum. Humanity should go to the stars, if only for the free piss up!
@nessevely.bsky.social get the car started!!
Sagittarius B2 (Sgr B2) is a giant molecular cloud of gas/dust. It contains ethanol (alcohol) and ethyl formate, which tastes like raspberry and smells like rum. Humanity should go to the stars, if only for the free piss up!
@nessevely.bsky.social get the car started!!
Getting a new phone today...
Shits about to get exactly the same as it was before!
Shits about to get exactly the same as it was before!
January 4, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Getting a new phone today...
Shits about to get exactly the same as it was before!
Shits about to get exactly the same as it was before!
"Dad.. we've been walking forever when are we going to see the great wall of Italy Suella Braverman told you about?"
"Stop complaining... We just passed Bosnia and Herzegovina, so it can't be far now"
"Stop complaining... We just passed Bosnia and Herzegovina, so it can't be far now"
January 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"Dad.. we've been walking forever when are we going to see the great wall of Italy Suella Braverman told you about?"
"Stop complaining... We just passed Bosnia and Herzegovina, so it can't be far now"
"Stop complaining... We just passed Bosnia and Herzegovina, so it can't be far now"
For @nessevely.bsky.social
My mate is British/Chinese, and he sent me this after I told him about Suella Braverman saying “Italy have reinforced their borders. They built a wall, I went to see that wall, they built a wall on the land border between Italy and Turkey.”
My mate is British/Chinese, and he sent me this after I told him about Suella Braverman saying “Italy have reinforced their borders. They built a wall, I went to see that wall, they built a wall on the land border between Italy and Turkey.”
January 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
For @nessevely.bsky.social
My mate is British/Chinese, and he sent me this after I told him about Suella Braverman saying “Italy have reinforced their borders. They built a wall, I went to see that wall, they built a wall on the land border between Italy and Turkey.”
My mate is British/Chinese, and he sent me this after I told him about Suella Braverman saying “Italy have reinforced their borders. They built a wall, I went to see that wall, they built a wall on the land border between Italy and Turkey.”
Cletus Maxtwatus
Department of Propaganda Eejit Y'all
Department of Propaganda Eejit Y'all
January 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Cletus Maxtwatus
Department of Propaganda Eejit Y'all
Department of Propaganda Eejit Y'all
Every episode of the X-Files
Moulder "Aliens are real"
Skully "No, they are not!"
Also Skully 5 minutes later...
Moulder "Aliens are real"
Skully "No, they are not!"
Also Skully 5 minutes later...
January 2, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Every episode of the X-Files
Moulder "Aliens are real"
Skully "No, they are not!"
Also Skully 5 minutes later...
Moulder "Aliens are real"
Skully "No, they are not!"
Also Skully 5 minutes later...
Happy New Year everyone!!!
a man in a tuxedo is dancing with a group of men in suits .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is dancing with a group of men in suits .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Happy New Year everyone!!!
Customer service for my depersonalization is terrible!
December 28, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Customer service for my depersonalization is terrible!
[Disclaimer: Satire]
It's ridiculous. You get there, and the lollipop lady (not lollipop gentleman) waves you across the road when it's safe, but they are only there during school times! Why are school children put before British patriots!!!!
"This Country"
-Alan Partridge
It's ridiculous. You get there, and the lollipop lady (not lollipop gentleman) waves you across the road when it's safe, but they are only there during school times! Why are school children put before British patriots!!!!
"This Country"
-Alan Partridge
December 27, 2024 at 10:47 AM
[Disclaimer: Satire]
It's ridiculous. You get there, and the lollipop lady (not lollipop gentleman) waves you across the road when it's safe, but they are only there during school times! Why are school children put before British patriots!!!!
"This Country"
-Alan Partridge
It's ridiculous. You get there, and the lollipop lady (not lollipop gentleman) waves you across the road when it's safe, but they are only there during school times! Why are school children put before British patriots!!!!
"This Country"
-Alan Partridge
Without James Gunn Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy 4 reshoots aren't going well
December 26, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Without James Gunn Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy 4 reshoots aren't going well
Well, here it is the last day of the Twats at Christmas Advent Calendar
Who is the biggest twat of the year?
He called a diver trying to save children a 'Pedo', he bought himself a country and wants the UK as well. He dances like no should be watching
It's president Elon Musk
Who is the biggest twat of the year?
He called a diver trying to save children a 'Pedo', he bought himself a country and wants the UK as well. He dances like no should be watching
It's president Elon Musk
December 25, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Well, here it is the last day of the Twats at Christmas Advent Calendar
Who is the biggest twat of the year?
He called a diver trying to save children a 'Pedo', he bought himself a country and wants the UK as well. He dances like no should be watching
It's president Elon Musk
Who is the biggest twat of the year?
He called a diver trying to save children a 'Pedo', he bought himself a country and wants the UK as well. He dances like no should be watching
It's president Elon Musk