Ice Concussion

Ice Concussion: In the end, it really wasn’t my mom’s fault.

Dishwasher Wars

Vatican announced a today:

Anyone who gets to church early can now save seats using cheap floor lamps.

Thank you so much ComedyPlex Oak Park for a great night. I had so much fun performing last night to a great crowd.

I’m doing 10 minutes at #ComedyPlex in Oak Park next Thursday, April 3rd at 7:30.

Thursday's Laugh Lounge shows are smaller shows held in the bar area. Admission is only $10.

There are also rumors of karaoke taking place after the comedy show. If you buy me a drink 🥃, I promise not to sing.

Breaking: Melania dressed up like The Mask attending a funeral for the inauguration?

I am amazed every time a woman chooses man, and I think they should be rewarded for what is really a public service.

Is this constellation flipping the bird?
Apparently, even stars hate the paparazzi.

I’m confused. Is this a donut that tastes like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup or a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup that tastes like a donut?

Being middle-age is just like when you were younger… but everything is just a little off.

Are there any people from the #Chicago area reading this? I’d love to follow some of you.

I know a lot of women are really into Murder shows… but should I be worried that my wife also takes notes?

Good morning BlueSky. Every morning brings me one day closer to being old enough to getting away with saying creepy stuff because I’m a harmless old guy that doesn’t know better.

This is pretty cool but I think I am partial the Maytag Galaxy, discovered by Jesse White

My submission for weirdest commercial of all time.

#commercials

If you know where to look, you can find both mountains and water in Arizona. It is a beautiful combination.

Proving that you don’t have to be perfect to be funny.