@johnpcomedy.bsky.social
Chicago area comic, dad, husband, heartless bastard.
I also have thoughts on politics and economics, but this account is more focused on fun and jokes.
Would love to hear from other comics and comedy lovers.
I also have thoughts on politics and economics, but this account is more focused on fun and jokes.
Would love to hear from other comics and comedy lovers.
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Proving that you don’t have to be perfect to be funny.
Ice Concussion
October 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Ice Concussion
Ice Concussion: In the end, it really wasn’t my mom’s fault.
September 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Ice Concussion: In the end, it really wasn’t my mom’s fault.
Dishwasher Wars
August 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Dishwasher Wars
Vatican announced a today:
Anyone who gets to church early can now save seats using cheap floor lamps.
Anyone who gets to church early can now save seats using cheap floor lamps.
May 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Vatican announced a today:
Anyone who gets to church early can now save seats using cheap floor lamps.
Anyone who gets to church early can now save seats using cheap floor lamps.
Thank you so much ComedyPlex Oak Park for a great night. I had so much fun performing last night to a great crowd.
April 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Thank you so much ComedyPlex Oak Park for a great night. I had so much fun performing last night to a great crowd.
I’m doing 10 minutes at #ComedyPlex in Oak Park next Thursday, April 3rd at 7:30.
Thursday's Laugh Lounge shows are smaller shows held in the bar area. Admission is only $10.
There are also rumors of karaoke taking place after the comedy show. If you buy me a drink 🥃, I promise not to sing.
Thursday's Laugh Lounge shows are smaller shows held in the bar area. Admission is only $10.
There are also rumors of karaoke taking place after the comedy show. If you buy me a drink 🥃, I promise not to sing.
March 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’m doing 10 minutes at #ComedyPlex in Oak Park next Thursday, April 3rd at 7:30.
Thursday's Laugh Lounge shows are smaller shows held in the bar area. Admission is only $10.
There are also rumors of karaoke taking place after the comedy show. If you buy me a drink 🥃, I promise not to sing.
Thursday's Laugh Lounge shows are smaller shows held in the bar area. Admission is only $10.
There are also rumors of karaoke taking place after the comedy show. If you buy me a drink 🥃, I promise not to sing.
I think my phone is broken because I hear @danbernstein.bsky.social saying good things about the Bears on my Audacy app.
January 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I think my phone is broken because I hear @danbernstein.bsky.social saying good things about the Bears on my Audacy app.
Breaking: Melania dressed up like The Mask attending a funeral for the inauguration?
January 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Breaking: Melania dressed up like The Mask attending a funeral for the inauguration?
What was more likely staged?
a) TicTok ban and Trump saving it, or
b) Assassination attempt that was thwarted by Trump becoming Neo from the Matrix
a) TicTok ban and Trump saving it, or
b) Assassination attempt that was thwarted by Trump becoming Neo from the Matrix
January 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
What was more likely staged?
a) TicTok ban and Trump saving it, or
b) Assassination attempt that was thwarted by Trump becoming Neo from the Matrix
a) TicTok ban and Trump saving it, or
b) Assassination attempt that was thwarted by Trump becoming Neo from the Matrix
The TikTok ban was in place for less time than Scaramucci.
January 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The TikTok ban was in place for less time than Scaramucci.
I am amazed every time a woman chooses man, and I think they should be rewarded for what is really a public service.
January 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I am amazed every time a woman chooses man, and I think they should be rewarded for what is really a public service.
Reposted
Josh Johnson isn't sure what Mark Zuckerberg was going for with this look
January 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Josh Johnson isn't sure what Mark Zuckerberg was going for with this look
Reposted
This woman looks 100% like she's been shot while running away from something terrifying. But sure, Vitamin D sounds great.
January 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM
This woman looks 100% like she's been shot while running away from something terrifying. But sure, Vitamin D sounds great.
This just in: Funerals will now cost $10,009, up 0.009% from pre-congestion law pricing.
nypost.com/2025/01/06/u...
nypost.com/2025/01/06/u...
Exclusive | Funeral directors will pass on $9 NYC congestion toll to grieving families — as hearse drivers aren’t exempt
Some directors admitted they’ll look to tack on the $9 to overall funeral costs — considering they can’t transport bodies via public transportation.
nypost.com
January 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This just in: Funerals will now cost $10,009, up 0.009% from pre-congestion law pricing.
nypost.com/2025/01/06/u...
nypost.com/2025/01/06/u...
Is this constellation flipping the bird?
Apparently, even stars hate the paparazzi.
Apparently, even stars hate the paparazzi.
January 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Is this constellation flipping the bird?
Apparently, even stars hate the paparazzi.
Apparently, even stars hate the paparazzi.
I’m confused. Is this a donut that tastes like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup or a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup that tastes like a donut?
December 19, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I’m confused. Is this a donut that tastes like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup or a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup that tastes like a donut?
Being middle-age is just like when you were younger… but everything is just a little off.
December 19, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Being middle-age is just like when you were younger… but everything is just a little off.
I know a lot of women are really into Murder shows… but should I be worried that my wife also takes notes?
December 18, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I know a lot of women are really into Murder shows… but should I be worried that my wife also takes notes?
Am I the only one that doesn’t really care about the New Jersey Drones/UFOs?
December 18, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Am I the only one that doesn’t really care about the New Jersey Drones/UFOs?
Good morning BlueSky. Every morning brings me one day closer to being old enough to getting away with saying creepy stuff because I’m a harmless old guy that doesn’t know better.
December 17, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Good morning BlueSky. Every morning brings me one day closer to being old enough to getting away with saying creepy stuff because I’m a harmless old guy that doesn’t know better.
I thought it would be bad but my wife and I watched Hot Frosty #hotfrosty on @netflix.com last night. I really underestimated how bad it could be.
December 16, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I thought it would be bad but my wife and I watched Hot Frosty #hotfrosty on @netflix.com last night. I really underestimated how bad it could be.
The best part of the Cubs trading Kyle Tucker is getting to listen to Pat Hughes on the radio in December talking about it.
December 14, 2024 at 5:45 PM
The best part of the Cubs trading Kyle Tucker is getting to listen to Pat Hughes on the radio in December talking about it.
December 14, 2024 at 3:54 AM