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The average US taxpayer spends $36 a year on SNAP

You know what they spend on corporate subsidies? $670

Poor and disabled people who need food are not the problem

If you’re angry about “your money” feeding people but not angry it’s giving tax cuts to the wealthy?

You’re doing their dirty work.
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Dennis
September 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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THE THINGY

#MildHorror
July 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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PLEASE DON'T LIE AND ANNE BURT is quite a title.
August 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Here's something Len Wein told me for a Marvel oral history I wrote in 2009.
July 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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How about some free ice cream for those dealing with the heat. :D Image source: TSR's S1 Tomb of Horrors. #D&D #TombofHorrors
June 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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The three stages of DMing:

Beginner. “I’m going to run the players through this basic dungeon.”

Intermediate. “I’m going to run a fully immersive setting I’ve spent months crafting filled with unique NPCs, plots, twists…”

Expert. “I’m going to run the players through this basic dungeon.”
April 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster.

"Will the Senator yield for a question?"

"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."

"Can I shove the gargoyle?"

"Roll for strength."

"9".

*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*
April 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
March 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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As of today, there are more kids infected with measles than there are trans athletes playing in college sports in the U.S.
March 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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If you’re siding with Vladimir Putin, you’re wrong.
February 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Hey. Hey hey hey. Fuck this.
This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.

This is a manifesto against disability.

This is the language of eugenics.
Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
February 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Here's a weird D&D rule I just came across.

The spell Simulacrum creates an "illusion [that] uses all the statistics of the creature it duplicates, except that it is a construct."

It kind of hurts my brain that something can be both an illusion and a construct.
February 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Amazing cakes for the D&D rulebook wrap party! 🎉
February 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This is my reading buddy, Dennis.
January 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM