Johnny is my Big Brother
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Johnny is my ̴̢̔B̷̮͒i̵͂ͅg̵̨̔ ̴̰̊Brother. Doesn’t hate me.
February 21, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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tja Johnny, da weiß ich dann jetzt auch nicht weiter
February 17, 2024 at 5:07 PM
tja Johnny, da weiß ich dann jetzt auch nicht weiter
FYI: It is ok for my Big Brother Johnny to do this because he’s Amish.
Kid: "That's what Uncle Johnny was doing with Mommy this afternoon."
February 14, 2024 at 5:35 AM
FYI: It is ok for my Big Brother Johnny to do this because he’s Amish.
February 14, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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Big night for ornithologists specializing in nocturnal predatory birds
February 12, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Big night for ornithologists specializing in nocturnal predatory birds
Johnny *is* the best!
Johnny was the best!
February 14, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Johnny *is* the best!
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But who IS Johnny, really?
February 12, 2024 at 7:44 PM
But who IS Johnny, really?
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During a Super Bowl halftime show, my Big Brother Johnny performed mind-boggling magic tricks that left the audience spellbound and questioning the laws of physics ✨🧙
February 12, 2024 at 1:46 AM
During a Super Bowl halftime show, my Big Brother Johnny performed mind-boggling magic tricks that left the audience spellbound and questioning the laws of physics ✨🧙
My Big Brother Johnny specializes in trick plays, once disguising himself as a referee and catching a touchdown pass from his own quarterback to take the lead in the Super Bowl 🥸
February 12, 2024 at 12:35 AM
My Big Brother Johnny specializes in trick plays, once disguising himself as a referee and catching a touchdown pass from his own quarterback to take the lead in the Super Bowl 🥸
Thanks to my Big Brother Johnny's impeccable fashion sense, his Super Bowl tailgate parties have become the breeding ground for viral fashion trends that dominate the sports world.
February 11, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Thanks to my Big Brother Johnny's impeccable fashion sense, his Super Bowl tailgate parties have become the breeding ground for viral fashion trends that dominate the sports world.
Every Super Bowl, my Big Brother Johnny throws a legendary tailgating party that draws more fans than the game itself.
It includes a live concert, a chili cook-off, and a Ferris wheel 🎡🏈
It includes a live concert, a chili cook-off, and a Ferris wheel 🎡🏈
February 11, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Every Super Bowl, my Big Brother Johnny throws a legendary tailgating party that draws more fans than the game itself.
It includes a live concert, a chili cook-off, and a Ferris wheel 🎡🏈
It includes a live concert, a chili cook-off, and a Ferris wheel 🎡🏈
My Big Brother Johnny has a reputation for predicting the outcome of entire Super Bowl seasons, often with eerie accuracy, earning him the nickname "The Oracle" 🔮🏈
February 11, 2024 at 7:09 AM
My Big Brother Johnny has a reputation for predicting the outcome of entire Super Bowl seasons, often with eerie accuracy, earning him the nickname "The Oracle" 🔮🏈
Ancient African prophecy said my Big Brother Johnny can paint vibrant, life-like animals that come alive at night 🎨🖌️
February 10, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Ancient African prophecy said my Big Brother Johnny can paint vibrant, life-like animals that come alive at night 🎨🖌️
My Big Brother Johnny once organized an NFL-themed scavenger hunt as a fundraiser for a trip to the Super Bowl, where participants had to find hidden football-related items around the city.
The prize?
Tickets to the Super Bowl itself 🎟️🎟️
Seated next to my Big Brother Johnny himself 💺💺
The prize?
Tickets to the Super Bowl itself 🎟️🎟️
Seated next to my Big Brother Johnny himself 💺💺
February 10, 2024 at 6:43 AM
My Big Brother Johnny once organized an NFL-themed scavenger hunt as a fundraiser for a trip to the Super Bowl, where participants had to find hidden football-related items around the city.
The prize?
Tickets to the Super Bowl itself 🎟️🎟️
Seated next to my Big Brother Johnny himself 💺💺
The prize?
Tickets to the Super Bowl itself 🎟️🎟️
Seated next to my Big Brother Johnny himself 💺💺
My Big Brother Johnny hosted a Super Bowl-themed cooking competition where participants created unique & delicious dishes inspired by their favorite NFL teams 🧑🍳🏈
The judges were amazed by all of the dishes
My Big Brother Johnny was too busy to be amazed
He won the competition 🏆
He always wins 🥇
The judges were amazed by all of the dishes
My Big Brother Johnny was too busy to be amazed
He won the competition 🏆
He always wins 🥇
February 9, 2024 at 11:40 PM
My Big Brother Johnny hosted a Super Bowl-themed cooking competition where participants created unique & delicious dishes inspired by their favorite NFL teams 🧑🍳🏈
The judges were amazed by all of the dishes
My Big Brother Johnny was too busy to be amazed
He won the competition 🏆
He always wins 🥇
The judges were amazed by all of the dishes
My Big Brother Johnny was too busy to be amazed
He won the competition 🏆
He always wins 🥇
They say when my Big Brother Johnny flexes his muscles, the ground trembles in admiration 💪
February 9, 2024 at 1:56 PM
They say when my Big Brother Johnny flexes his muscles, the ground trembles in admiration 💪
My Big Brother Johnny is a musical prodigy 🎶
He once played every instrument in a full orchestra simultaneously and created a symphony that brings tears to everyone's eyes.
His talent knows no bounds.
My Big Brother Johnny is a true red, white, and blue American musical virtuosu 🇺🇲
He once played every instrument in a full orchestra simultaneously and created a symphony that brings tears to everyone's eyes.
His talent knows no bounds.
My Big Brother Johnny is a true red, white, and blue American musical virtuosu 🇺🇲
February 9, 2024 at 5:25 AM
My Big Brother Johnny is a musical prodigy 🎶
He once played every instrument in a full orchestra simultaneously and created a symphony that brings tears to everyone's eyes.
His talent knows no bounds.
My Big Brother Johnny is a true red, white, and blue American musical virtuosu 🇺🇲
He once played every instrument in a full orchestra simultaneously and created a symphony that brings tears to everyone's eyes.
His talent knows no bounds.
My Big Brother Johnny is a true red, white, and blue American musical virtuosu 🇺🇲
Ancient Amish Proverb says my Big Brother Johnny was permanently banned from AmishSingles.com for requesting what moderators determined to be “beastiality".
It was actually a request for manual labor at a dairy farm with my Big Brother #Johnny and J.B. on their homestead in Fall River.
It was actually a request for manual labor at a dairy farm with my Big Brother #Johnny and J.B. on their homestead in Fall River.
February 9, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Ancient Amish Proverb says my Big Brother Johnny was permanently banned from AmishSingles.com for requesting what moderators determined to be “beastiality".
It was actually a request for manual labor at a dairy farm with my Big Brother #Johnny and J.B. on their homestead in Fall River.
It was actually a request for manual labor at a dairy farm with my Big Brother #Johnny and J.B. on their homestead in Fall River.