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Johnny Ryall
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Headed out to San Francisco. Definitely not L.A.
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Homer to marge: 'Tis the season, Marge. We only get 30 sweet, noggy days then the government takes it away again.
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Simpsons: VIDEOTAPING THIS CRIME SPREE IS THE BEST IDEA WE EVER HAD
November 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Homer Simpson pouring bleach in his eyes
November 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
October 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Homer: You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel
October 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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@mikeisaac.bsky.social Just back from the shop (re-fret, new P-90)
‘65 SG Jr 65 SG Jr
September 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Homer Simpson: HEY, YOU! FIND THAT SHOOTER!
September 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Seinfeld. That’s what you had to tell me? Your father wears sneakers in the pool?
September 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Office Space - At least your name isn't michael bolton
August 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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"Anyone who murders Kamala Harris would be an American hero".
August 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Simpsons focus research scene: SO YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO BUY WHATEVER PRODUCT YOU WANT WITHOUT GOVERNMENT INTERFERENCE BUT ALSO AN IRONCLAD GUARANTEE THAT ALL STORE-SOLD PRODUCTS ARE SAFE
August 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Simpsons. Technical difficulties please stand by. Kent Brockman in a straight jacket and a cucko coming out of his forehead.
August 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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What a dipshit.

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In one police report obtained by 5 INVESTIGATES, Suchta blamed Hennepin County CISA (Criminal Information Sharing and Analysis), saying they "misread the address." A search warrant filed with the court shows the officers had interest in a house down the street in a homicide investigation. "I'm upset. I feel violated. Just, like, a ton of emotions," Mays said. The Minneapolis and Brooklyn Center police departments said they do not comment on pending litigation. Police reports show Schroeder — who has a long history of complaints on the force - apparently went into the garage to look for a drill and screws to fix the door they broke but could not find any. Mays says she had to live in the house with a broken door for months until contractors could come out and fix it. She said Brooklyn Center covered the cost.
July 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I have.
Karl Rove
July 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Homer in an all you can eat buffet taking a steam tray back to his table
June 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Martin Prince: IN A SAMPLE TAKEN IN THIS VERY CLASSROOMA STATE INSPECTOR FOUND 1.74 PARTS PER MILLION DE ASBESTOS! Bart Simpson: THAT'S NOT ENOUGH. WE DEMAND MORE ASBESTOS, Bart Simpson: MORE ASBESTOS! MORE ASBESTOS! MORE ASBESTOS! MORE ASBESTOS!
June 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Trump Presidential Daily Briefing that looks like a kids placemat.
June 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Target Field has a gigantic neon version of this in the outfield. I think the hand shake may even be motorized.
Twins logo in target field
May 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Minnesota Twins logo. Minneapolis and St Paul shaking hands across the Mississippi River.
May 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Vacation - Family Truckster
May 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Abe Simpson: AND IN THOSE DAYS NICKELS HAD PICTURES OF BUMBLEBEES ON THEM. "GIVE ME FIVE BEES FOR A QUARTER," YOU'D SAY.
April 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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JFC
“We should not care what they want or don’t want. We should consider first what results we want and how to achieve them,” Victor Muslin, SEAS ’82, wrote in a message obtained by Spectator. “That being said, we need the powers that be to squash them like roaches. Ignoring roaches in one’s house is possible but who wants to live that way?”
March 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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March 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM