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Are you there, Optimus Prime? It's me, Pubertina Maxima.

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Died in my arms in Vietnam. Promised him I'd tell his family he died a hero but I never did.
October 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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You have to tell it what Power Level you are and then a whole new microwave world opens up to you
October 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I clear my throat and flash my EXECUTIVE member card. They cough up the extra pizza roll every time.
October 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Definite Turbo Teen vibes
a man in a red sweater is holding a tire in his hands in front of a wall .
ALT: a man in a red sweater is holding a tire in his hands in front of a wall .
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September 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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[extreme Beach Boys voice]
three men are playing guitars on stage in a black and white photo .
ALT: three men are playing guitars on stage in a black and white photo .
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September 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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[extreme Bill Cosby voice] Jell-O Pudding Pants!
September 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Damnit.
September 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Finally, a good use for AI.
September 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I always forget Little Caesars has fancy foods!
September 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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I should probably run that by my doctor first.
September 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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I just reread it. Still great!
September 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM