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Are you there, Optimus Prime? It's me, Pubertina Maxima.
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Died in my arms in Vietnam. Promised him I'd tell his family he died a hero but I never did.
October 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Died in my arms in Vietnam. Promised him I'd tell his family he died a hero but I never did.
It's true! (this is me in front of the Goonie's house)
May 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It's true! (this is me in front of the Goonie's house)
Me and the crew watching people get seated before us at Applebee's even though we've been waiting longer
May 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Me and the crew watching people get seated before us at Applebee's even though we've been waiting longer
I’m going to start including my old profile picture in all replies and posts.
May 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I’m going to start including my old profile picture in all replies and posts.
Typical day on Bluesky
May 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Typical day on Bluesky
You sure about that?
May 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
You sure about that?
My Yoda pancake is creeping me out.
May 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My Yoda pancake is creeping me out.
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The average American has three friends
Showing up to Easter lunch dressed like Judas from Jesus Christ Superstar
April 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Showing up to Easter lunch dressed like Judas from Jesus Christ Superstar
Jesus, 8 days a week.
April 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Jesus, 8 days a week.
Quote post with a melodramatic B&W selfie
March 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Quote post with a melodramatic B&W selfie
Me in the National Security team group chat
March 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Me in the National Security team group chat
I have a client that pays me in frozen yogurt and I'm not mad about it
March 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I have a client that pays me in frozen yogurt and I'm not mad about it
Her: Have you seen my keys?
Me: Have you checked...your BUTT?!
Her:
Me:
Me: Have you checked...your BUTT?!
Her:
Me:
March 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Her: Have you seen my keys?
Me: Have you checked...your BUTT?!
Her:
Me:
Me: Have you checked...your BUTT?!
Her:
Me:
Her: Will you take the trash out?
Me: I'll take your...BUTT...out.
Her:
Me:
Me: I'll take your...BUTT...out.
Her:
Me:
March 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Her: Will you take the trash out?
Me: I'll take your...BUTT...out.
Her:
Me:
Me: I'll take your...BUTT...out.
Her:
Me:
My new profile banner.
March 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My new profile banner.
Aww, I'm so flattered...oh, whoops. Probably shouldn't have signed it.
March 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Aww, I'm so flattered...oh, whoops. Probably shouldn't have signed it.
Johnny coded characters
March 1, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Johnny coded characters
Already working on it
February 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Already working on it
In honor of hitting 4k followers, here are all the 4k movies I own.
February 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
In honor of hitting 4k followers, here are all the 4k movies I own.
You've been murdered, who do you want on your case?
February 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You've been murdered, who do you want on your case?
The #BlueskyArtShow for Saturday, February 8, 2025. The theme is #Reflections
Guadalupe River / Gruene, TX
Guadalupe River / Gruene, TX
February 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The #BlueskyArtShow for Saturday, February 8, 2025. The theme is #Reflections
Guadalupe River / Gruene, TX
Guadalupe River / Gruene, TX
Use a random comic panel or two to sum up your current attitude—
January 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Use a random comic panel or two to sum up your current attitude—