Saw a guy in San Francisco dressed as a bag of weed. He had actual weed in the bag. Like 2 pounds of it. I assume for handing out.

yup

If you think this was an accident I have a bridge for sale.

Like if you don't think centrists use their own impenetrable jargon that nobody likes then I have a commonsense bipartisan opportunity economy where existential threats to fair trade are a national security threat to sell you

Is the universe where we are not allowed to use high-falutin language in public lest the fascists fash us distinguishable from the universe where the fascists won?

This idea that somehow rural areas underwrite metros is not only wrong, it’s entirely inverted — and yet it perversely animates basically every element of our current political life.

Have you had Tuscan bread?

Isn't red meat red because of oxidized iron in red blood cells?

The people that voted for him did so in large part because they believed the other guy was too old...oh wait I mean she was too black...oh wait I mean she was she. It's a cult.

Casarecce motherfucker.