Would you prefer the Rogers DANCING CELLPHONE FAMILY BEEPBOOPBEEPBOOP every commercial break like back in September?

But maybe you’d find one with his jersey on fire

So the star people from light years away just happen to all use the same Greek and Arabian names huh?

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Also, Yimi isn’t back anytime soon…possibly at all this season.

If you sub in vegetable oil, it’ll smell like French fries.

It’s ok though because there’s also nobody pitching at Buffalo ready to move up either!

I’d do my hometown (Thunder Bay) but the last train left almost 35 years ago. 😣

Atkins is currently looking to stock up on .250 hitting “versatile infielders”. Reasoning that it will make the Jays the most versatile team in the league. “Anybody could be playing ANYWHERE!”

With the Terry Fox $5, Viola Desmond $10, presumably a new Charles-until-it-becomes-William $20 (get your ChuckBucks before they become collector's items!), and Laurier moving to the $50, that leaves open the hundo.

a modest proposal to appease Quebec interests:

The Jays aren’t a trade or two from the race, unless Soto a pile more are coming back. But they really need to look at doing SOMETHING, because what they’ve done until now clearly isn’t a solution.

Any thoughts on how to fix it, Mike? Or at least how to make it competitive?

The IKEA monkey