Johnny Johnson
@johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social
Engineer. Lurched uncontrollably to create collections of: watches, fountain pens, kitchen knives, pocket knives.
She says with a suppressed laugh.
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
She says with a suppressed laugh.
Maybe don’t dry your clothes in the microwave and try to make popcorn in the dryer.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Maybe don’t dry your clothes in the microwave and try to make popcorn in the dryer.
Welcome to the club
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Welcome to the club
That being the case, we have a lot of politicians practicing medicine today.
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
That being the case, we have a lot of politicians practicing medicine today.
Perhaps she should find out the root cause of that.
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Perhaps she should find out the root cause of that.
I would have guessed a pumpkin spice latte.
November 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I would have guessed a pumpkin spice latte.
Sounds like someone needs a checklist checklist.
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Sounds like someone needs a checklist checklist.
Ah, yes - macabre macramé.
October 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Ah, yes - macabre macramé.
I sense you may be throwing us a curve with that statement, but not sure. Sure rings a bell, though.
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I sense you may be throwing us a curve with that statement, but not sure. Sure rings a bell, though.
Some will take note of this. Others will not, as it’s no skin off their back.
October 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Some will take note of this. Others will not, as it’s no skin off their back.
No. But I bet the serial killers are all related. You know - next of Gein.
October 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
No. But I bet the serial killers are all related. You know - next of Gein.
Not a mental illness. The only remedy is to experience an electrostatic discharge.
October 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Not a mental illness. The only remedy is to experience an electrostatic discharge.
But it’s not too late to rise to the occasion.
September 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
But it’s not too late to rise to the occasion.
You’re just being kneady
September 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
You’re just being kneady
…bi-orifice diarrhea.
September 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
…bi-orifice diarrhea.
And some seem to have half a brain without going through a hemispherectomy. At least there seems to be quite a bit of evidence to support this. Make of that what you will.
August 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
And some seem to have half a brain without going through a hemispherectomy. At least there seems to be quite a bit of evidence to support this. Make of that what you will.
Apparently they’re all over the YouTube video, because after one day it’s approaching 13 million views.
August 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Apparently they’re all over the YouTube video, because after one day it’s approaching 13 million views.
Weight them in Kg. The smaller number will be less embarrassing.
August 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Weight them in Kg. The smaller number will be less embarrassing.
Sounds like someone’s having bang bang shrimp for dinner.
August 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Sounds like someone’s having bang bang shrimp for dinner.
Ma’am you’ll need to be more specific. We have more than one.
August 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ma’am you’ll need to be more specific. We have more than one.
In keeping with the spirit of a gift from a cat - A hairball.
August 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
In keeping with the spirit of a gift from a cat - A hairball.
This makes me think you’ll marry someone named Bill.
July 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This makes me think you’ll marry someone named Bill.
I applaud your enthusiasm for a fun time.
July 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I applaud your enthusiasm for a fun time.