Johnny Johnson
@johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social
Engineer. Lurched uncontrollably to create collections of: watches, fountain pens, kitchen knives, pocket knives.
Welcome to the club
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Welcome to the club
There are solutions
April 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
There are solutions
Madam, I do not joke about such serious matters…usually.
February 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Madam, I do not joke about such serious matters…usually.
Here’s a Carroll Shelby golden GT. Does that count?
February 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Here’s a Carroll Shelby golden GT. Does that count?
Not out of the realm of possibility.
January 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Not out of the realm of possibility.
But your hair is at least 5’-8”. I bet you look fabulous in a hat.
January 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
But your hair is at least 5’-8”. I bet you look fabulous in a hat.
It’s good you express that now, because I may not survive this impending doom.
January 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It’s good you express that now, because I may not survive this impending doom.
Not everyone can be you. 😜
January 9, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Not everyone can be you. 😜
Could it be possible it’s due to eating too many of these?
January 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Could it be possible it’s due to eating too many of these?
I didn’t know the frog had a name until I just looked it up
January 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I didn’t know the frog had a name until I just looked it up
Perhaps one of these is in your future.
January 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Perhaps one of these is in your future.
How about a little Far Side humor?
January 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
How about a little Far Side humor?
At least I have a type.
January 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
At least I have a type.
Guess you aren’t familiar with this phrase.
December 27, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Guess you aren’t familiar with this phrase.
In the interest of being inclusive:
December 25, 2024 at 2:40 PM
In the interest of being inclusive:
Well, listen to you. I think you’re finally mature enough to own one of these.
December 24, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Well, listen to you. I think you’re finally mature enough to own one of these.
Then you should definitely keep doing this. In case you enjoy art in general, here’s some pics of glass sculptures
December 24, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Then you should definitely keep doing this. In case you enjoy art in general, here’s some pics of glass sculptures
Maybe to some. Others think of this.
December 24, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Maybe to some. Others think of this.
Perhaps you should consider investing in a Krampus sweater.
December 24, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Perhaps you should consider investing in a Krampus sweater.