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Johnny Downtown
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Artist. Army Vet. We fucking told you so. Independents & Leftists are collaborators. Guns are for fear-based dumb dumbs. FUCK Bernie Sanders and his bastard son, David Hogg.
You spelled Eric Clapton wrong.
i am going to be bold while america is asleep. ready?

Jimmy Buffett sucks and his music should be forgotten by society
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Boring.
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The “Trump is Hitler and the Democrats are like the pussy Weimar government” advanced by progressives? Accelerationist white bros? Fix it assholes? is dumb, racist, and antisemitic. And also stupid.
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Cabaret superfan makes tortured historical analogy. Fails.
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Imagine you go on national TV to stick up for your baby bear killing, brain worm having, rock gargling husband & then a month later, his side chick writes a whole tawdry story abou fucking ur man. Cheryl, ffs do something! Spike his drink with antibiotics & vaccines, don't take that shit lying down!
a woman in a leopard print coat is holding a red item that says trump
ALT: a woman in a leopard print coat is holding a red item that says trump
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Because we need more shows about insufferable, vacuous, white people.
According to Deadline these are the first three cast from Bravo’s Summer House spinoff “In The City”

Read More: deadline.com/2025/11/brav... #SummerHouse
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The term pedophilia was coined by classically schooled rapists looking to dignify their crimes.
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Nazis are bad. Rapists are bad. Raping a child is bad. Racists are bad.
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Well it looks like your nazi hunter cohost found one…
Which brings us to Graham Platner. We spoke with him for a long time today. And we spent probably 20 minutes on the tattoo. We pushed hard. And he answered.

I would like people to listen to that exchange before they call us Nazis (which is absurd since one of our cohosts is a literal Nazi hunter.)
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Are you ok, Oliver?
The biggest problem in the Dem party are the people who attained positions of power and influence due to their connections to the Clintons, Obama, and Pelosi. This has allowed them to continually assert they know the secret to winning when all they do is accommodate and lose.
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
He thought he was being clever when he posted this.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Shelly: Man and Science seek to replace God.

Del Toro: Ladies be fucking those monsters.
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Leftist want you to starve for their entertainment.
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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He was fighting to keep the shutdown going. You're just ignorant and wrong about everything you're saying. You have no clue what you're talking about. You're just yelling shit. You just say shit and you don't worry about it being true. Unbelievable.

www.axios.com/2025/11/10/s...
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I don’t give a flying fuck what “progressives” think.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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The internet is wildly talented and diabolically funny
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Should I get an air fryer? Isn’t an air fryer just a toaster oven that gently blows on your food?
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Because voting is hard! And choosing to forestall your own idiot wants and wishes to benefit others less fortunate? Literally impossible. Literally.
Most Young Americans Say They Want Out of the U.S.
A new poll shows that societal divisions are taking a toll on stress levels.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
More Kill Bill? Jesus.
November 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
As if you needed any more proof that Jon Stewart is a straight up irredeemable asshole.
Jon Stewart Has 1 Pointed Question For Democrats After ‘Amazing’ Election Night
“The Daily Show” host brought Democrats back down to earth.
www.huffpost.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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The crashout of some New Yorkers is wild…

Black people are navigating an entire resurgence of the confederacy in real time.. racists leading the DOJ, fbi, cia, homeland security, Supreme Court, most CEOs, top military, healthcare etc etc etc

Kendrick is right..
November 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Lol
Crying tears of relief that Zohran has won!

And so have we.

In a world of dialing-it-in political plodding, prophetic imagination is breaking through—a refusal to accept empire’s dystopian narrative that nothing can change, that the market is god, that scarcity must script our futures.
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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If the Democratic Party is soooooo awful. Why cry for its endorsement run adjacent to its banner, then do this? The party doesn’t owe you anything unless you’re one of us.
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Progressives, Leftists, et. al., instead of y'all tearing down Black and Brown voters, y'all need to have a come, 'Jesus on the cross' moment with White voters and their continuing need to vote for foundational white supremacy over country.
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM