Worst. Song. Ever. I hate it above all else.

Ooft. Good to see Smith throwing well. He's been a big miss while the Lukes have been knocking chunks out of each other

Humphries v Smith?

Yes. Yes it is

I did know that, and my own experience on quiz shows backs it up

Interesting. Very interesting.

The competition this week has not been fierce. Vittorio, many hours of daylight, some people who barely know what's going on or why they were booked

What comes through in a lot of the emails is how much they hate - really hate - women and girls.

It's as if they hate the fact they're so enfeebled by their attraction to those they perceive to be cheap, dispensible totty, and project that hatred onto them.

All the best, old chap

Somebody once asked Daniel Vettori why the cricketers don't do the haka and he said that nerdy white guys in glasses shouldn't do it.

I'd knee him in the knackers, but only after taking some sort of anti-inflammatory analgesic so my knee actually fucking works